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Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 15

Mrs. Beady and Officer Fred in “Unfinished Business”

[The animals have crashed Mrs. Beady's car and have run away just as the police show up.]

BMrs. Beady

Officer, thank goodness you're here!

FOfficer Fred

Alright, hands in the air, speed racer!

BMrs. Beady

But... this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals.

FOfficer Fred

Just calm down, sir! [speaking into his P.A.] Yeah, Gertie, I got another guest for the hoo-hoo house. Yeah, huh-huh. Real bag of pistachios. [walks up to Mrs. Beady] Okay, lady. Let's you and me take a little trip.

BMrs. Beady

I'm telling you, there were barn animals in my back seat!

FOfficer Fred

[guides Mrs. Beady to his car] Yeah, yeah, tell everything to the nice ice cream men.

BMrs. Beady

What?! I don't like ice cream! Take your strong, firm hands off me! I want a lawyer!

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