[Otis emerges from the barn, disguised as Bigfoot, making grunting noises.]
Bigfoot!
Oh, you're mine, buddy. [blows a tranquilizer dart into Otis]
[groans] Moo. [passes out]
Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy now, Bigfoot, huh?!
[investigates Otis] Wait a minute, this isn't Bigfoot! This is a cow dressed up to look like Bigfoot!
A shocking development. Someone has pasted fur on a cow to give him the appearance of Bigfoot! But who would pose such a cheap stunt just to get on TV?
[The TV camera focuses on Mrs. Beady.]
What? No! The cow's in league with him! He can tell you where Bigfoot is!
You're under arrest for Bigfoot fraud!
No, oh, my! [runs away screaming]
Hey! [blows a tranquilizer dart into Mrs. Beady]
[gasps] Oh, pretty colors... [passes out]
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