Oh, God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for daddies and daughters.
Of course they have father-daughter dances.
They do? He never took me?
It was before we did your nose. Toodle-oo.
S2 E13Motherboy XXX
S2 E14Immaculate Election
So then, he's more popular than George Michael?
Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.
You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
...And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
I've been wondering my whole life who he is. A scientist, a doctor, a senator?
AWAgency worker
Well, we got some bad news. [Hands Steve a picture of Gob]
Wow... Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?
S2 E15The Sword of Destiny
Hey! I'm finally being treated like a real person. Not some deformed...
Ah! Hook. I forgot about that there, Elephant Man. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you.
Well, now I'm a little sicker.
Michael, I've been looking for you.
Looks like you're looking for dragons... In the future.
S2 E16Meat the Veals
Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so...
Ann's got a great deal of mass.
I think they are too young to get involved that seriously.
RVRev. Veal
My wife and I were about the same age when we got engaged.
[Glancing at the reverend's wife] Well, yeah, you've gotta lock that down.
Don't you think they're a bit too young [to get involved]?
RVRev. Veal
Well, we got serious around his age.
[Glancing at the reverend's wife] Well-who can blame you? You gotta lock that down...
S2 E17Spring Breakout
Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
She's better looking than the whores you date.
Don't call my escorts "whores."
Mom's still got it!
I DON'T DATE WHORES!
Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
It's just Mom and whores.
Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub. It's the only reason you're here, too.
Hey, look at that. You're mean sober, too.
SNScandalmakers Narrator
When allegations surfaced that he’d illegally built homes in Iraq, George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty, escaped the country...
Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
SNScandalmakers Narrator
...only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he himself built.
He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show’s narrator was known for.
[As George] I cannot survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
S2 E18Righteous Brothers
Why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? Which is it this time, Michael?
Well, definitely neither of those two things.
Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed.
[Seeing George Michael and Maeby] Children - you're small. Crawl under there.
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