Arrested Development · Season 2, Episode 17
“Spring Breakout” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Gob (1), Lucille (1), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (1), Narrator (1), Tobias Fünke (1), Buster Bluth (1)
Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
She's better looking than the whores you date.
Don't call my escorts "whores."
Mom's still got it!
I DON'T DATE WHORES!
Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
It's just Mom and whores.
Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub. It's the only reason you're here, too.
Hey, look at that. You're mean sober, too.
When allegations surfaced that he’d illegally built homes in Iraq, George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty, escaped the country...
Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
...only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he himself built.
He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show’s narrator was known for.
[As George] I cannot survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
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