Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
She's better looking than the whores you date.
Don't call my escorts "whores."
Mom's still got it!
I DON'T DATE WHORES!
Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
It's just Mom and whores.
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