Arrested Development · Season 2, Episode 1
“The One Where Michael Leaves” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (3), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (3), Narrator (2), Tobias Fünke (2), Gob (1), Lucille (1), Maeby Fünke (1)
You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised... a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed but free to explore extramarital encounters.
Well, did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.
Excuse me, Mrs Fünke.
Oh, this guy again.
How is he, doctor?
It looks like he's dead.
Oh, my God!
Oh, little guy. The tears aren't comin'! The tears just aren't comin'!
Uh, just to be clear: looks like he's dead, or he is dead?
It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.
What is wrong with you?
This [bleep]ing doctor!
I'll let you celebrate privately.
Tobias went to a try-out for the Blue Man Group hoping to be seen.
[Tobias gets hit by a car]
Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen.
What did he say? Tell me the last thing he said.
[in flashback] I'm afraid I just blue myself.
He said some wonderful things.
Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down.
It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do?
In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage.
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