Krenshaw quotes from Archer

Jesus, Archer. Do you think this is a game?

Archer

No, I think Jenga's a game, and...

What if I'd been real KGB?

Archer

I assume you would be trying to suck a promotion out of some Russian guy's cock.

Well, maybe I never get promoted...

Archer

...and never will...

...because my mommy's not the boss!

Archer

And maybe you just got your face kicked off! [Archer puts his foot in Krenshaw's face] That is my foot in your face. Smell the embarrassme-- [Krenshaw shocks Archer's foot with a golf cart battery]

Archer

Hey! I was just talking about you, and about how this isn't what it looks like.

Lot of that going around.

Archer

Yeah, it's an epidemic.

For example, my real name is Kremenski.

Archer

Is that... sound... is that Jewish?

It's Russian.

Archer

Um. [long pause] Russian Jewish?

I'm the mole, idiot.

Archer

Lana! Krenshaw's a mole! And his real name isn't Krenshaw, it's Kremenski. Definitely Russian! Possibly a Jew! Thoughts?

Picture her, dead in the gutter, and what your pathetic life would be like without old Mommy Dearest.

Lana

[Held at gunpoint by Archer] JESUS CHRIST! He's got an ERECTION!

[holding Malory hostage, but suddenly pushes her away] What is wrong with you people!?

Archer

[shoots Krenshaw] Me? Nothing! You, on the other hand--

[Hits Archer with her handbag] AN ERECTION?! The thought of me dying gives you an erection?!

Archer

Just half of one. The other half would have missed you. Oh wait...