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Archer · Season 1, Episode 1

Krenshaw and Archer in “Mole Hunt”

Krenshaw

Jesus, Archer. Do you think this is a game?

Archer

No, I think Jenga's a game, and...

Krenshaw

What if I'd been real KGB?

Archer

I assume you would be trying to suck a promotion out of some Russian guy's cock.

Krenshaw

Well, maybe I never get promoted...

Archer

...and never will...

Krenshaw

...because my mommy's not the boss!

Archer

And maybe you just got your face kicked off! [Archer puts his foot in Krenshaw's face] That is my foot in your face. Smell the embarrassme-- [Krenshaw shocks Archer's foot with a golf cart battery]

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