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Archer · Season 1, Episode 1

Kremensky, Lana and others in “Mole Hunt”

Kremensky

Picture her, dead in the gutter, and what your pathetic life would be like without old Mommy Dearest.

Lana

[Held at gunpoint by Archer] JESUS CHRIST! He's got an ERECTION!

Krenshaw

[holding Malory hostage, but suddenly pushes her away] What is wrong with you people!?

Archer

[shoots Krenshaw] Me? Nothing! You, on the other hand--

Mallory

[Hits Archer with her handbag] AN ERECTION?! The thought of me dying gives you an erection?!

Archer

Just half of one. The other half would have missed you. Oh wait...

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