Cecil quotes from Archer

Cecil

Hey, Tiffy. Could you, instead of antagonizing her, maybe go ahead and take off? [The chopper judders as it takes off] Love you! [To Archer, who's mixing a cocktail] We'll rendezvous with my research vessel in a few hours. So, in the meantime, I guess, continue to make such wildly liberal use of the bar.

Archer

Done!

Cecil

Hi, it's Pam, right? Enjoying the cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?

Pam

It's pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.

Cecil

What?! Oh my God, don't eat that!

Pam

HEY! I'm a consenting adult! [coughes] Plus, I assume you've got an Epi-pen on this rip-tide-looking bastard?

Cecil

Yes, in the cockpit. In the first aid kit.

Pam

Then shut up! [continues devouring the "shrimp"]

Cecil

I'm afraid I'm going to ask for proof that you actually have Charlotte.

Archer

What kind of -- wait. Oh no.

Cecil

Yes, I'm afraid I require...a finger.

Archer

Uh, I could bring you her! Just drive by the house, she could wave to you.

Cecil

Ummmm, nope.

Archer

I...that's...then how 'bout a photo of her holding today's newspaper?

Cecil

Ummmm, well now that could work!

Archer

Yeah!

Cecil

Just make sure that she's holding the newspaper with nine fingers.

Archer

Ugh, goddammit.