Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda!
Well it's about frickin' time! [Beat] What, we're not bombing them in advance of an amphibious invasion?
Why would we invade Bermuda?
Oh... Bermuda, duh. I was thinking Bahamas.
Same answer: Why not? It's how we got the Virgin Islands.
Actually, the United States bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark.
Good. Because the B-52 was—
In the middle of the Bermuda Triangle! Is this about the Bermuda Triangle? Because that's my fourth biggest fear.
The B-52 is on the ocean floor here at a depth of 8,000 feet—
...So we're going to beat the Russians!
[Sarcastically claps] Give it up, everyone. Mike Eruzione!
[Tiffy, the pilot, has been arguing with Cheryl about veganism over the intercom]
Hey, Tiffy. Could you, instead of antagonizing her, maybe go ahead and take off? [The chopper judders as it takes off] Love you! [To Archer, who's mixing a cocktail] We'll rendezvous with my research vessel in a few hours. So, in the meantime, I guess, continue to make such wildly liberal use of the bar.
Hi, it's Pam, right? Enjoying the cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
It's pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
What?! Oh my God, don't eat that!
HEY! I'm a consenting adult! [coughes] Plus, I assume you've got an Epi-pen on this rip-tide-looking bastard?
Yes, in the cockpit. In the first aid kit.
Then shut up! [continues devouring the "shrimp"]
[whispering from offscreen] Psst.. Pam!
Oh, Already?! [to the "shrimp" she's holding] Look, auditory hallucinations aren't gonna make you any less delicious!
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