I'm afraid I'm going to ask for proof that you actually have Charlotte.
What kind of -- wait. Oh no.
Yes, I'm afraid I require...a finger.
Uh, I could bring you her! Just drive by the house, she could wave to you.
Ummmm, nope.
I...that's...then how 'bout a photo of her holding today's newspaper?
Ummmm, well now that could work!
Yeah!
Just make sure that she's holding the newspaper with nine fingers.
Ugh, goddammit.
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