Cyril Figgis quotes from Archer

Cyril

But, I doubt they've got the disc yet. Isn't it a little premature to be celebrating?

Malory

Who's celebrating? We're out of liquor. But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.

Cyril

Because out here you can buy liquor at the grocery store?

Malory

Literally the only thing about Los Angeles that doesn't make me want to vomit.

Archer

Guys, come on, what's going on here?

Malory

I was just explaining some basic tenets of fieldcraft to these three.

Archer

Yeah, you gotta blend, but I meant what's going on hors d'oeuvre-wise?

Pam

Wouldn't you like to...

Malory

Ahem. Blend.

Pam

[each presenting platters] This is a deconstructed slider made from certified Kobe beef from Hyogo prefecture, with a tarragon aioli.

Ray

Tapas of pata negra jamon iberica, topped with queso Torta del Casar.

Cyril

And these are tiny quiches, probably made from endangered quail eggs, or...

Archer

No, none of this is that. [Takes one from each platter and puts them together] This is the world's most expensive Mc10:35.

Cyril/Figgis

As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!!

[munches on hot dog] I'll be here!