Man, I ain't tryin' to watch Carl take no criznap, baby.
S2Total Re-Carl
You call this organic!?
[Inside Frylock’s room we see Carl’s head is now attached to a body made completely out of eyeballs]
Well, you look in the box! All they sent were eyeballs.
I’m not going near that box.
Let’s just see if it works.
Wait a minute. Before you turn him on, do you think he’ll be able to see us?
In ways you can only imagine.
But look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Because if I woke up lookin’ like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
S2Revenge of the Trees
[impersonating Dr. Weird] Gentlemen! Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell! [a door behind him begins to open, an android speaking in Spanish is trying to warn him of Dr. Weird's giant head behind him] Yeah I know Javier. [Dr. Weird's head bites off Steve's head making him bleed on Javier causing him to explode]
CCarl
Okay, have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.
Look what do you call it when he...when he wants to get out of this?
Oh that's the sweet release of death...yeah...EVISCERATION BY A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK!!!
(trying to imitate tree) Typical! Filthy humans! You have no respect for us trees!
SShrub
He ripped my arms off!
Shut up! I didn't rip them!
Shake, you're making it worse!
Go back to your "Strip Malls!"....where values are king....
Have you seen my wife?!
TJTree Judge
(having an aside conversation) I have been on the bench for 100 years, I'm not going to look stupid here, Ray.
We know...We know you've been there 100 years, we all know that.
TJTree Judge
Well, look it up!
Like, no. You look it up. The book's always...I always have to get it.
TJTree Judge
Okay. Umm...we don't know...we're trees!
TJTree Judge
How old is the defendant?
He's uhhhh..... twenty-one!
TJTree Judge
TWENTY-ONE?!?
(to Frylock) Eighteen!
How 'bout eighteen?
TJTree Judge
............. EIGHTEEN?!?
No wait, sixteen
Umm, I think he's sixteen, ok?
TJTree Judge
We shall find his age! CUT HIM IN HALF! COUNT HIS RINGS!!!
Okay! I'm an adult! Okay, it's fine!
Wood Court is now in session. If you do not have a lawyer, this shrub will be appointed for you.
SShrub
Guilty! Guilty! My clients plead guilty!
Shut up!
Please note Exhibit A: on the wooden video, you will clearly see the accused dumping the oil!
Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video....because that's nothing! There's nothing up there! What the hell is th- this is bark!
TSTree Stenograper
Is the defendant a minor?
(to Frylock) Daddy! Daddy, you're home from your business trip! And you're sober!
Shake...
Mommy moved to the city with Mommy's friend Jerry! And he tried to hit me, Daddy! Not like you do, in an extra-mean way...
S2Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head.
Well, you gonna dis me boy, dis me to my face!
Boxy, please, don't take it like that.
Well how'm I supposed to take it, then?!
We just wanna celebrate my birthday with some cake-
Ah, I don't want no cake, I want me some pie! [with a chuckle] You understand what I'm sayin'?
No sir.
Well let me break it down: You know when you're in the shower with some fine foxy hoochi-Mama, and she got dat-[his voice becomes inaudible to us as the perspective shifts to outside Meatwad's]
[a pause] ...What?!
Uh, Meatwad.
[to Boxy Brown] Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.
Uh, Meatwad.
[to Frylock] Shh, he is talkin' here!
Oh, well I didn't mean to interrupt, but-
Watch out! He's got a knife!
You can't have birth without death. It's the duplicitous edge which we all walk upon.
I am responsible for the paradigm shift in birthdays and how they will be viewed in following centuries.
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