Tree Judge quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

Look what do you call it when he...when he wants to get out of this?

Oh that's the sweet release of death...yeah...EVISCERATION BY A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK!!!

(having an aside conversation) I have been on the bench for 100 years, I'm not going to look stupid here, Ray.

We know...We know you've been there 100 years, we all know that.

Well, look it up!

Like, no. You look it up. The book's always...I always have to get it.

Okay. Umm...we don't know...we're trees!

How old is the defendant?

Frylock

He's uhhhh..... twenty-one!

TWENTY-ONE?!?

Master Shake

(to Frylock) Eighteen!

Frylock

How 'bout eighteen?

............. EIGHTEEN?!?

Master Shake

No wait, sixteen

Umm, I think he's sixteen, ok?

We shall find his age! CUT HIM IN HALF! COUNT HIS RINGS!!!

Master Shake

Okay! I'm an adult! Okay, it's fine!

Wood Court is now in session. If you do not have a lawyer, this shrub will be appointed for you.

Guilty! Guilty! My clients plead guilty!

Master Shake

Shut up!

Please note Exhibit A: on the wooden video, you will clearly see the accused dumping the oil!

Master Shake

Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video....because that's nothing! There's nothing up there! What the hell is th- this is bark!