Tree Stenographer quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

(having an aside conversation) I have been on the bench for 100 years, I'm not going to look stupid here, Ray.

We know...We know you've been there 100 years, we all know that.

Well, look it up!

Like, no. You look it up. The book's always...I always have to get it.

Okay. Umm...we don't know...we're trees!

How old is the defendant?

Frylock

He's uhhhh..... twenty-one!

TWENTY-ONE?!?

Master Shake

(to Frylock) Eighteen!

Frylock

How 'bout eighteen?

............. EIGHTEEN?!?

Master Shake

No wait, sixteen

Umm, I think he's sixteen, ok?

We shall find his age! CUT HIM IN HALF! COUNT HIS RINGS!!!

Master Shake

Okay! I'm an adult! Okay, it's fine!

Is the defendant a minor?

Master Shake

(to Frylock) Daddy! Daddy, you're home from your business trip! And you're sober!

Frylock

Shake...

Master Shake

Mommy moved to the city with Mommy's friend Jerry! And he tried to hit me, Daddy! Not like you do, in an extra-mean way...