Boxy Brown quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Shake

T-this is a box. Are y'outta ya freakin' mind?! You'll get arrested!

Gentlemen, meet my new best friend... (70's disco plays) Boxy Brown.

Shake

Meet your new dead best friend.

Uh uh, fool. Step back.

You'd best listen to Boxy, now. He don't play.

Shake

Listen to what?! He's imaginary for Chri- YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE FEETBALL, I'M THE NUMBER ONE SUPER FAN!

Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head.

Well, you gonna dis me boy, dis me to my face!

Boxy, please, don't take it like that.

Well how'm I supposed to take it, then?!

We just wanna celebrate my birthday with some cake-

Ah, I don't want no cake, I want me some pie! [with a chuckle] You understand what I'm sayin'?

No sir.

Well let me break it down: You know when you're in the shower with some fine foxy hoochi-Mama, and she got dat-[his voice becomes inaudible to us as the perspective shifts to outside Meatwad's]

[a pause] ...What?!

Frylock

Uh, Meatwad.

[to Boxy Brown] Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.

Frylock

Uh, Meatwad.

[to Frylock] Shh, he is talkin' here!

Frylock

Oh, well I didn't mean to interrupt, but-

Watch out! He's got a knife!

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Okay, that should do it. Okay now, when I say "crank it", you do whatever it is people do when they're told to do that.

Uh-uh! I ain't hearin' that. See, you askin', or you tellin'? 'Cause nobody tells Boxy Brown!

Boxy, this isn't a big deal. I mean, I'm just asking a favor. Now if you remember, I helped you move your grandma to the home, and that was my day off.

Oh, that was no grandma, boy. That was a grocery bag.

But you just a box.

[extremely angry] I just a what, bitch?!

Y-You Duke of New York. You're A Number 1.

[shouts] You say that louder, boy!

'YOU DUKE OF NEW YORK A NUMBER ONE!'

He-he-he-he-he. Yeah!

Guess who's baaaack!!! Come on everybody, group hug! Boxy, what's wrong?

Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!!!

Okay, Boxy…

Okay, nothing— motherfucker did not feed us!!!

I… I will… I will know better next time.

HE PEED ON ME, BITCH!

Frylock, get him off me, please!

Master Shake

Dammit! I can't freestyle anymore!

Frylock

'Cause I created a blaccine. And I injected it into your orange soda when you weren't looking.

Aw, man! The hell you say! Mocha Shakah don't listen to the lies!

Frylock

Oh, really? Shake, what's the boss up to nowadays?

Master Shake

Springsteen? Man I love the E Street Band! You know he's doin an album with Pete Seeger? All acoustic. OH, GOD, NOOO!!

Frylock

YES!

Master Shake

Hey what did the Dow do today? DAMN IT!

Frylock

Down over 60 points.

Master Shake

My 401K! (kicks over Boxy Brown while running off) When do the Simpsons come on?!