Meatwad, can you hear me?
Meatwad [slurred] : You give me another beer. I'm 21!
I'm not drunk! You're the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin' about it?!
Yeah, I'll do somethin' about it! How about THAT?! [kicks Meatwad]
Do that to my face! What, you scared?! [gets kicked] Ow! You did it again!
[Meatwad is repeatedly kicked until the snake faces Shake]
This is stupid. Let's kick him out of here. [kicks Meatwad a couple more times, then turns to the snake] What are you lookin' at?
(Master Shake and Meatwad inside the snake)
Oh God, it smells like a Brewery in here!
(slurred) Yeah just keep shoutin' you stupid.
Frylock, blow his head off!
Do not kill him, he is a friend of mine. How'd you like to deal with me?
Oh will you shut up you drunk?!
What you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide.
That decision is mine and God's.
Will ya listen to yourself?
...and I'm not. I change...I ain't make that decision.
Do not listen to Meatwad!
That wasn't a decision that was made here.
Yeah, I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now, but... you let go, okay? Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to: someone else.
If only we wouldn't have gotten him that pet.
I mean, he would have been here today.
Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it-it kinda was your fault, but... but, hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not.
I appreciate it, Carl. I really do.
Is this a cemetery? This is a construction site, isn't it?
[Carl is at Frylock's door. Carl hands Frylock a Fruit Roll-Up]
Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... but I didn't.
I was gonna yell my brains out at ya but, because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise?
Carl, Carl, Carl. [chuckles ] Why don't you mind your own damn business before I carve you up like a Christmas goose? You wanna taste of what I did to that snake? 'Cause I'll do it to you, too!
Fryman. Man. You changed. [Frylock stabs Carl]
[Frylock dumps Carl's body in a dumpster]
[chuckles darkly ] There goes the neighborhood.
You killed us! I told you not to do it and you did it... anyways.
Wait! Did you just say that you did?
What, did he say that he did?
Watch the fire. Over there. You're gonna burn yourself.
Oh, thank you. ...but you did!
Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did!
Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program. And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do. And that is to tell you what to do. And you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!
He wanted me to give you these cell phones. They link you directly to the man himself.
He's giving us a cell phone?
There's no text messaging. This a suck phone.
Wow, you know that's really, amazingly lame.
[answering phone] Drizzle here.
Hello, yes, Drizzle. Violent criminals have put... what did you, Fat Albert...
Oh, have put... Fat Albert in a can.
No it's Prince . Prince Albert.
Oh, okay. Hold on. [to Shake on the phone] Have put... F-Fat Albert in a can, in your can.
I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am.
Oh okay, it's... it's in your butt, boy! [snickering] It's in your butt! Did you hear me? It's in your butt.
Shake, the printer called and said that the Drizzle's stationery and business cards are ready. But they're concerned what with the paper being black and the ink being black.
Everything must be black, like the Storm of Justice!
Well, maybe you'd better talk to them. [holding a bouncing eye contraption] And this is blocking up the hallway.
The Eye of Justice. The Drizzle is lost without it.
Howdy, villains, I'm Mr. Mister. Watch your back, crime. When I get pissed, you get mist.
You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the near future.
I'm not asking you if people will be able to write on it; I'm telling you I want black on black!
[Bringing in a package] This just came for the Drizzle.
Well, we don't know that, do we? But he owes me 40 bucks for this C.O.D.
I'm going to let the Fume know that he needs to let the rest of the world know that he exists.
TA TV Announcer
Downtown is in flames tonight as a mysterious arsonist...
Ah no, Shake. You messed up this time.
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