TV show quotes
[Buttons accidentally stepped on Cheshire Cat/Rita's tail]
[angrily grabs Buttons by the fur] You stepped on my tail! You've ruined my day! There's no time to argue, for this you will pay! [attacks Buttons in the fight cloud]
[hugging Buttons] Fuzzy bunny good, but fuzzy Buttons better.
[Buttons sighs happily]
[tearfully] I will love you forever, Aunt Slappy.
[The Warners are on a boat at the sea]
I think we're lost.
[sees a message in a bottle bobbing up and down on the water] Look, a message in a bottle.
[Yakko grabs the bottle from the water]
Fan mail for some flounder?
No, it's from some entertainment lawyer. [to the viewers] We should have never stolen this bit.
At least we didn't steal this next cartoon.
[to Dot] That’s what you think.
In 1962, Termite Terrace the Warner Bros original cartoon studio had closed its doors for the last time the world’s best cartoon stars were given their walking papers.
[The cartoon characters are leaving the building]
Hey, quit shoving.
Calm down, Daf. There's a flavored drink commercial with us written all over it in Hollywood.
Wait up, Tex! [walks off]
Opportunists.
[draws a grey panther, which is similar to the Pink Panther] I got me an idea and you don't. It's called The Gray Panther.
I just love the way he talks.
Oh, it was grim 29 years we were there turning out the great poop. Then the bunch of us tossed out on a heap to round but quick.
Things looked even worse for the Warner's with no more cartoon department. They were sealed in the tower for keeps. The management bet the studio's future entirely on a certain upcoming big budget live action film starring Taboo.
[Chicken Boo appears]
[Dot laughs offscreen]
Hello, Nurse!
Uh...
I am NOT Trying to be annoying.
[in Spanish accents] AI!
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!
But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.
Oy, Macadamia!
Duh!
[in Spanish accents]
¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?
Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.
Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.
Oy, Macadamia!
[Wakko belches]
Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!
[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]
He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!
[Wakko yells; laughs]
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Narf!
[in Spanish accents]
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.
[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...
Oy, Macadamia!
Yes!
[Break it down now!]
Don't hate me because I'm cute!
[Pesto beats up Squit]
Ow!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Spew!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Bacawk!
[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]
[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?
Uh...
Uh...
I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.
Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.
Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia Nuts!
This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.
You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
[After the guard (Mr. Crazy Person) sets Dot free after being overwhelmed by her cuteness]
[to the viewers] Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional.
[Last lines; after the Warners volunteered for the Don Rickles counterpart Ron Pickles]
Oh, this is too easy!
[to the viewers] I guess he didn't see our act.
What da ya know? We actually did it!
We wrote a script.
We've written a show.
800 pages.
We overdid it!
But we've still got a chance to get rich.
We've just gotta make that pitch.
To the CEO who gives the go.
'Cause he's the guy says yes or no.
To make it into a movie so you see!
Out the door, my friends and follow me!
Hey, where are we going?
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he's the man in charge who calls the shots.
He's really good, he's Hollywood,
And no one can deny.
He knows the biz 'cause he's a whiz.
And that, my friends, is why.
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz.
I hear he's got a plane and several yachts.
'Cause he's successful; he's a genius,
He's the man who has it all.
Got a Bentley in his driveway.
And an Oscar on his wall.
He's the guy that Steven Spielberg wants to know.
I wanna know!
He's Mr. Plotz, the Warner CEO.
The script is great real first rate
That is why we just can't wait
To hear him say it's all a go
To make it into a movie so.
They're on their way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he’s the king of all the movie lots.
He takes a lunch with Streisand and she always pays the bill,
Plays golf with Arnold Palmer, hired Cecil B. DeMille!
He even made money on a movie with Don Knotts, my hero!
That's why we're on our way to go see Mr.
Warner Brothers.
And Warner Sister.
On our way to go see Mr. Plah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah...
Ready or not, here we come!
Gonna see Mr. Plotz!
[They stop to see other producers are waiting in line to see Plotz as well]
[to the viewers] So are the rest of people in town.
Who do you have in mind for the actors?
They're terrible, they can't act!
That's bad.
They're movie stars!
That's good!
They're gonna want a lot of money!
That's bad.
But we won't give it to 'em!
That's good!
I see an Academy Award in the future!
That's good!
But not for us.
That's bad.
Spielberg's gonna direct.
That's good!
But not this picture.
That's bad.
But we got Zemeckis!
That's good!
It's Freddy Zemeckis, from accounting.
That's bad.
We cut the budget to the bare bones!
That's good!
It'll cost a hundred million.
That's bad.
What would you say if I stopped talking?
That's good!
What if we just start singing?
That's bad.
There are 50,000 diff'rent kinds of animals
And there are 50,000 more that used to be.
There's a hundred million ants and a half a billion plants
And a lot of fish down underneath the sea.
There's gotta be a couple million spiders,
A hundred 50,000,000 butterflies and bees,
And a bunch of different mammals like those elephants and camels
And approximately 50,000,000,000 trees!
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
You stand out among the other things, it's true!
Yes, the universe is large and whoever is in charge
Made lots of things but only one of you!
A one and a two and a three and a four
A thousand and a million and a billion or more!
There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean,
And a billion trillion molecules of air.
There are insects here en masse, and a trillion blades of grass,
And a thousand strands on every head of hair.
A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet,
Z billion atoms on the head of every pin,
A million birds that all can fly, a trillion stars up in the sky,
And all the many different people there have been!
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are!
As you're unique and you're terrific and you're kinda built specific
'Cause there's no one else the same as the person you became.
In fact you're kind of weird!
But we like you just the same!
'Cause you're the only one of you there are! Baba-dootin baba-dootin' baba-doo-bah!
In Hollywood, they have a certain way they like to talk.
It's used by all those folks who can't chew gum and also walk.
It's found inside Variety, a movie magazine.
And everyone who reads it wonders what the headlines mean.
Like "Mitch makes a pitch, and he's gonna get rich"...
Means someone's got a movie that sold.
"Brando's mad, says the screenplay's bad"...
Means someone else was offered the role.
It's called Fargo Two with a story that's new"...
Means they're gonna shoot it all in LA.
"The budget got maxed, so someone got faxed"...
Everybody's on the carpet, so the writer got the axe.
Well, "Merchandise scores in the theme park stores"...
And Disney is the king of the hill.
"Michael Ovitz in talks with 20th Fox"...
Means he wants another ninety-three mil.
If you want the poop...
Or ya need the scoop...
On Hollywood Town this week...
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak!
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
"Studio bomb, gets Oscar nom"...
Means all the actors gotta be Brits.
"Bronfman's play for MCA"...
Means the Japanese are calling it quits.
"No scripts are new" means Jurassic Park 2...
And a trillion little dinosaur toys.
"The cash flows nice, they're releasin' it twice"
Since it isn't out on video, they're jackin' up the price.
Well, "Studio Czar wants unknown star"...
Means they couldn't get Robert Duvall.
But "They're in trouble again, doing Mice and Men"...
With Martin Short and Steven Seagal.
You gotta stay alive and if you wanna survive in Hollywood Town this week,
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak!
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
Normal talk makes producers walk...
You might as well speak Greek.
You're gonna have to learn...
Or the meeting will adjourn...
Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety speak!
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
Bop, doo, bop, doo, bop, doo, bah, dah!
[During the parody of Independence Day in their own movie "Hooray for North Hollywood"]
I suggest we evacuate immediately.
I already evacuated!
Me too! [farts] Oops! Twice.
Then the only thing left to do is...JUMP!
[The Warners jump from their water tower, scream and run, just as the spaceship destroys the water tower in half]
L.A. Dot, L.A. Dot,
That's the sign that the bus has got
Written up where everyone can see me,
L.A.D.O.T.
Spells L.A. Dot; Who'd've thought
The one so cute could be this hot?
The metro line has built a sign for me.
When I go walking down the street
All the folks I chance to meet
Will wave and smile and throw a fuss
'Cause I'm the girl whose name is on the metro bus!
And no else has that spot.
Meryl Streep and Cher do not,
Madonna, she is totally not.
No, the only name there's L.A. Dot!
'Cause I'm the best still, I'm floored;
Who'd have guessed I'm so adored?
You'd think I'd be conceited but I'm not.
No, no!
I'm just simple, humble, gorgeous L.A. Dot!
I'm overwhelmed. Quite a lot.
Blown away; I kid you not!
Who would have expected
For a sign to be erected
Saying L.A. Dot? But hey, why not?
I am a star from the Warner lot
Who they're thinkin' of 'cause they're all in love with me.
So if, my friends, you chance to spot
A great big bus with "L.A. DOT"
No need to ask or wonder why
You know that it was put there by
My loyal fans who clap their hands
And cheer while banging pots and pans
They'll greet me now with marching bands a lot.
Yeah, yeah!
Yes, they put me on the bus
So that every one of us
Could see that they love L...A...
[spoken] Dot, excuse me, but that's not your name. L.A.D.O.T. stands for Los Angeles Department Of Transportation.
[spoken] Oh. Well. [singing]
You can find me on my web page spot.
It's www.dot.dot!
Dot dot Dot!
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