[Dot laughs offscreen]
Hello, Nurse!
Uh...
I am NOT Trying to be annoying.
[in Spanish accents] AI!
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!
But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.
Oy, Macadamia!
Duh!
[in Spanish accents]
¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?
Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.
Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.
Oy, Macadamia!
[Wakko belches]
Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!
[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]
He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!
[Wakko yells; laughs]
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Narf!
[in Spanish accents]
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.
[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...
Oy, Macadamia!
Yes!
[Break it down now!]
Don't hate me because I'm cute!
[Pesto beats up Squit]
Ow!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Spew!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Bacawk!
[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]
[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?
Uh...
Uh...
I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.
Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.
Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia Nuts!
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