[Low-angle shot of The Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The camera pans left to a blank space]
I still don't know what to paint in this blank space. And his eminence will be here any minute.
CCrowd
It's His Eminence! [as Michelangelo and The Warner Siblings turn and a red carpet rolls into The Sistine Chapel] His Eminence! Look, it's His Eminence! His Eminence is coming! His Eminence! Gadzooks, it's His Eminence!
Don't worry, Mike. You go say howdy, we'll finish up.
[runs up to His Eminence] Your Eminence. [kisses toes] I'm so glad you could come. [kisses toes] I worked so hard to please you. [kisses toes] I hope you'll like my ceiling. [shocked] HUH! I'm ruined!
[We see Elliot from E.T. in a juxtaposition of The Creation of Adam; Michelangelo cries. Camera pans up to reveal Steven Spielberg ]
SSSteven Spielberg
I like it!
[giving Michelangelo a bowl of Quaker Oats Life cereal and pouring milk into it] Hey, Mikey, he likes it! [jumping into Steven Spielberg's arms] Painting is like show business. You have to know your audience.
[1. Lunchtime with Spielberg; Wakko is having lunch]
Thanks, Steven. It's sure nice to have lunch together.
[Camera moves back to reveal the speaker]
SSSteven Spielberg
[in the speaker; stammering] Oh, g-g-g-g-good. I'm glad we've had some time together.
What da ya know? We actually did it!
But we've still got a chance to get rich.
We've just gotta make that pitch.
To the CEO who gives the go.
'Cause he's the guy says yes or no.
To make it into a movie so you see!
Out the door, my friends and follow me!
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he's the man in charge who calls the shots.
He's really good, he's Hollywood,
And no one can deny.
He knows the biz 'cause he's a whiz.
And that, my friends, is why.
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz.
I hear he's got a plane and several yachts.
'Cause he's successful; he's a genius,
He's the man who has it all.
Got a Bentley in his driveway.
And an Oscar on his wall.
He's the guy that Steven Spielberg wants to know.
CCrowd
He's Mr. Plotz, the Warner CEO.
The script is great real first rate
That is why we just can't wait
To hear him say it's all a go
To make it into a movie so.
CCrowd
They're on their way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he’s the king of all the movie lots.
He takes a lunch with Streisand and she always pays the bill,
Plays golf with Arnold Palmer, hired Cecil B. DeMille!
He even made money on a movie with Don Knotts, my hero!
That's why we're on our way to go see Mr.
YWYakko and Wakko
Warner Brothers.
On our way to go see Mr. Plah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah...
Ready or not, here we come!
Gonna see Mr. Plotz!
[They stop to see other producers are waiting in line to see Plotz as well]
[to the viewers] So are the rest of people in town.
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