[tearfully] I will love you forever, Aunt Slappy.
S5One Flew Over the Alarm Clock
S5 E1Message in a Bottle/Back in Style/Bones in the Body
[The Warners are on a boat at the sea]
I think we're lost.
[sees a message in a bottle bobbing up and down on the water] Look, a message in a bottle.
[Yakko grabs the bottle from the water]
Fan mail for some flounder?
No, it's from some entertainment lawyer. [to the viewers] We should have never stolen this bit.
At least we didn't steal this next cartoon.
[to Dot] That’s what you think.
In 1962, Termite Terrace the Warner Bros original cartoon studio had closed its doors for the last time the world’s best cartoon stars were given their walking papers.
[The cartoon characters are leaving the building]
DDDaffy Duck
Hey, quit shoving.
BBBugs Bunny
Calm down, Daf. There's a flavored drink commercial with us written all over it in Hollywood.
DDDaffy Duck
Wait up, Tex! [walks off]
BBBugs Bunny
Opportunists.
FFriz
[draws a grey panther, which is similar to the Pink Panther] I got me an idea and you don't. It's called The Gray Panther.
YSYosemite Sam
I just love the way he talks.
TGTreg Green
Oh, it was grim 29 years we were there turning out the great poop. Then the bunch of us tossed out on a heap to round but quick.
Things looked even worse for the Warner's with no more cartoon department. They were sealed in the tower for keeps. The management bet the studio's future entirely on a certain upcoming big budget live action film starring Taboo.
[Chicken Boo appears]
S5 E2It/Dot - The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy
[Dot laughs offscreen]
YWYakko and Wakko
Hello, Nurse!
Uh...
I am NOT Trying to be annoying.
YWYakko and Wakko
[in Spanish accents] AI!
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!
DMDot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse
But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?
YWYakko and Wakko
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.
Oy, Macadamia!
Duh!
YWYakko and Wakko
[in Spanish accents]
¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?
Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.
Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.
SHSlappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph
Oy, Macadamia!
[Wakko belches]
Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!
[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]
He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!
[Wakko yells; laughs]
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!
YWYakko and Wakko
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Narf!
YWYakko and Wakko
[in Spanish accents]
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.
[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...
SHSlappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph
Oy, Macadamia!
Yes!
[Break it down now!]
Don't hate me because I'm cute!
[Pesto beats up Squit]
SSquint
Ow!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Spew!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
CBChicken Boo
Bacawk!
[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]
[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?
MMMinerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot
Uh...
Uh...
I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.
DMDot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse
Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.
Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia Nuts!
This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.
You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
S5 E3Cute First (Ask Questions Later)/Acquaintances/Here Comes Attila/Boo Wonder
[After the guard (Mr. Crazy Person) sets Dot free after being overwhelmed by her cuteness]
[to the viewers] Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional.
S5 E4Magic Time/The Brain's Apprentice
[Last lines; after the Warners volunteered for the Don Rickles counterpart Ron Pickles]
RPRon Pickles
Oh, this is too easy!
[to the viewers] I guess he didn't see our act.
S5 E5Hooray for North Hollywood
What da ya know? We actually did it!
We wrote a script.
We've written a show.
800 pages.
We overdid it!
But we've still got a chance to get rich.
We've just gotta make that pitch.
To the CEO who gives the go.
'Cause he's the guy says yes or no.
To make it into a movie so you see!
Out the door, my friends and follow me!
Hey, where are we going?
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he's the man in charge who calls the shots.
He's really good, he's Hollywood,
And no one can deny.
He knows the biz 'cause he's a whiz.
And that, my friends, is why.
We're on our way to go see Mr. Plotz.
I hear he's got a plane and several yachts.
'Cause he's successful; he's a genius,
He's the man who has it all.
Got a Bentley in his driveway.
And an Oscar on his wall.
He's the guy that Steven Spielberg wants to know.
I wanna know!
CCrowd
He's Mr. Plotz, the Warner CEO.
The script is great real first rate
That is why we just can't wait
To hear him say it's all a go
To make it into a movie so.
CCrowd
They're on their way to go see Mr. Plotz,
'Cause he’s the king of all the movie lots.
He takes a lunch with Streisand and she always pays the bill,
Plays golf with Arnold Palmer, hired Cecil B. DeMille!
He even made money on a movie with Don Knotts, my hero!
That's why we're on our way to go see Mr.
YWYakko and Wakko
Warner Brothers.
And Warner Sister.
On our way to go see Mr. Plah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah...
Ready or not, here we come!
Gonna see Mr. Plotz!
[They stop to see other producers are waiting in line to see Plotz as well]
[to the viewers] So are the rest of people in town.
PPlotz
Who do you have in mind for the actors?
They're terrible, they can't act!
PPlotz
That's bad.
They're movie stars!
PPlotz
That's good!
They're gonna want a lot of money!
PPlotz
That's bad.
But we won't give it to 'em!
PPlotz
That's good!
I see an Academy Award in the future!
PPlotz
That's good!
But not for us.
PPlotz
That's bad.
Spielberg's gonna direct.
PPlotz
That's good!
But not this picture.
PPlotz
That's bad.
But we got Zemeckis!
PPlotz
That's good!
It's Freddy Zemeckis, from accounting.
PPlotz
That's bad.
We cut the budget to the bare bones!
PPlotz
That's good!
It'll cost a hundred million.
PPlotz
That's bad.
What would you say if I stopped talking?
PPlotz
That's good!
What if we just start singing?
PPlotz
That's bad.
There are 50,000 diff'rent kinds of animals
And there are 50,000 more that used to be.
There's a hundred million ants and a half a billion plants
And a lot of fish down underneath the sea.
There's gotta be a couple million spiders,
A hundred 50,000,000 butterflies and bees,
And a bunch of different mammals like those elephants and camels
And approximately 50,000,000,000 trees!
YWYakko and Wakko
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
You stand out among the other things, it's true!
Yes, the universe is large and whoever is in charge
Made lots of things but only one of you!
A one and a two and a three and a four
A thousand and a million and a billion or more!
There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean,
And a billion trillion molecules of air.
There are insects here en masse, and a trillion blades of grass,
And a thousand strands on every head of hair.
A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet,
Z billion atoms on the head of every pin,
A million birds that all can fly, a trillion stars up in the sky,
And all the many different people there have been!
But there is only one of you; that makes you special.
Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are!
As you're unique and you're terrific and you're kinda built specific
'Cause there's no one else the same as the person you became.
In fact you're kind of weird!
But we like you just the same!
'Cause you're the only one of you there are! Baba-dootin baba-dootin' baba-doo-bah!
In Hollywood, they have a certain way they like to talk.
It's used by all those folks who can't chew gum and also walk.
It's found inside Variety, a movie magazine.
And everyone who reads it wonders what the headlines mean.
Like "Mitch makes a pitch, and he's gonna get rich"...
Means someone's got a movie that sold.
"Brando's mad, says the screenplay's bad"...
Means someone else was offered the role.
It's called Fargo Two with a story that's new"...
Means they're gonna shoot it all in LA.
"The budget got maxed, so someone got faxed"...
Everybody's on the carpet, so the writer got the axe.
Well, "Merchandise scores in the theme park stores"...
And Disney is the king of the hill.
"Michael Ovitz in talks with 20th Fox"...
Means he wants another ninety-three mil.
If you want the poop...
Or ya need the scoop...
On Hollywood Town this week...
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak!
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
"Studio bomb, gets Oscar nom"...
Means all the actors gotta be Brits.
"Bronfman's play for MCA"...
Means the Japanese are calling it quits.
"No scripts are new" means Jurassic Park 2...
And a trillion little dinosaur toys.
"The cash flows nice, they're releasin' it twice"
Since it isn't out on video, they're jackin' up the price.
Well, "Studio Czar wants unknown star"...
Means they couldn't get Robert Duvall.
But "They're in trouble again, doing Mice and Men"...
With Martin Short and Steven Seagal.
You gotta stay alive and if you wanna survive in Hollywood Town this week,
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak!
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
Normal talk makes producers walk...
You might as well speak Greek.
You're gonna have to learn...
Or the meeting will adjourn...
Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety speak!
AAll
Bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah, bop-a-doo-bop, a-bop-a-doo-bah!
Bop, doo, bop, doo, bop, doo, bah, dah!
[During the parody of Independence Day in their own movie "Hooray for North Hollywood"]
I suggest we evacuate immediately.
I already evacuated!
Me too! [farts] Oops! Twice.
Then the only thing left to do is...JUMP!
[The Warners jump from their water tower, scream and run, just as the spaceship destroys the water tower in half]
L.A. Dot, L.A. Dot,
That's the sign that the bus has got
Written up where everyone can see me,
L.A.D.O.T.
Spells L.A. Dot; Who'd've thought
The one so cute could be this hot?
The metro line has built a sign for me.
When I go walking down the street
All the folks I chance to meet
Will wave and smile and throw a fuss
'Cause I'm the girl whose name is on the metro bus!
And no else has that spot.
Meryl Streep and Cher do not,
Madonna, she is totally not.
No, the only name there's L.A. Dot!
'Cause I'm the best still, I'm floored;
Who'd have guessed I'm so adored?
You'd think I'd be conceited but I'm not.
CCrowd
No, no!
I'm just simple, humble, gorgeous L.A. Dot!
I'm overwhelmed. Quite a lot.
Blown away; I kid you not!
Who would have expected
For a sign to be erected
Saying L.A. Dot? But hey, why not?
I am a star from the Warner lot
Who they're thinkin' of 'cause they're all in love with me.
So if, my friends, you chance to spot
A great big bus with "L.A. DOT"
No need to ask or wonder why
You know that it was put there by
My loyal fans who clap their hands
And cheer while banging pots and pans
They'll greet me now with marching bands a lot.
CCrowd
Yeah, yeah!
Yes, they put me on the bus
So that every one of us
Could see that they love L...A...
[spoken] Dot, excuse me, but that's not your name. L.A.D.O.T. stands for Los Angeles Department Of Transportation.
[spoken] Oh. Well. [singing]
You can find me on my web page spot.
It's www.dot.dot!
YWYakko and Wakko
Dot dot Dot!
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and everybody cheer.
We've managed somehow, friends, to make it through another year.
Let's stay up late, let's celebrate, and then count down from ten
'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys, the whole thing starts again.
It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut
Dressed up in my tuxedo suit
Got a shirt and vest that are starched and pressed like new.
I do, and I'm lovin' the view!
'Cause it's New Year's Eve and I'm lookin' swell
With a white carnation in my lapel
Got a coat and tie and I can't deny it's true.
It's New Year's Eve and I do believe
I'll hit all of the restaurants in sight.
The party's at Sardi's and old Guy Lombardi's
Doing the countdown tonight.
Well, it's New Year's Eve; let the party rock,
Let's dance, and then, when it's 12:00.
We'll sing them tunes and we'll pop balloons with a cheer!
CCrowd
Ear ear!
Bring out the confetti; we're ready. Hey, happy new year!
It's New Year's Eve, so let's all get dressed
In a tux or gown; when you look your best,
You're the belle of the ball, you're the one that they all came to see!
CCrowd
Happy new year!
Happy new you, my friend, and happy new me! Mwah!
May auld acquaintance be forgot on New Year's Eve, they say.
Let's give a cheer; a brand-new year will soon be here to stay.
Let's drink our fill o' sasparilla.
We're too young for champagne.
And every New Year's Eve. It's time to scream and go insane!
It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here.
We'll dance and swing from the chandelier
And we'll all go nuts. When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer.
Dot': When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug.
We'll toast each other and kiss and hug
As the shouters and screamers throw all of those streamers right here.
It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve
'Cause another year's headed our way.
It's gonna be great 'cause we're stayin' up late
Then tomorrow we'll sleep in all day.
It's New Year's Eve; gonna have a blast
The new one's here and the old one's past
So forget your worry And everyone hurry, you hear?
It's okay, be a jerk, go berserk; Have a happy new year!
S5 E7The Carpool/Sunshine Squirrels
[The Warners repeatedly change their seating arrangement]
EEd
Knock it off! We're in a car here. Just pick your seats!
Will they let us do that on TV?
Goodnight, everybody!
EEd
[annoyed] Forget it! [to Dot] You wanna sit here? Fine, I'll move over. You can sit here, [to Wakko] and you can sit next to the window. Okay, everyone happy? Is there anything else you'd like?
Yeah, my breakfast. I have a bagel with cream cheese on it.
EEd
So?
So...you're sitting on it, Ed.
EEd
Oh, ugh! [takes the bagel with cream cheese out from under him] Oh, these pants were just cleaned!
Are you sure?
EEd
Yes!
Okay, then. [eats the bagel with cream cheese] Oh, did you want a bite?
EEd
[to Phil] Just drive, Phil, okay?! Just drive!
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