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S5 E5Hooray for North Hollywood

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and everybody cheer.

We've managed somehow, friends, to make it through another year.

Let's stay up late, let's celebrate, and then count down from ten

'Cause tomorrow when we wake up, guys, the whole thing starts again.

It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut

Dressed up in my tuxedo suit

Got a shirt and vest that are starched and pressed like new.

I do, and I'm lovin' the view!

'Cause it's New Year's Eve and I'm lookin' swell

With a white carnation in my lapel

Got a coat and tie and I can't deny it's true.

It's New Year's Eve and I do believe

I'll hit all of the restaurants in sight.

The party's at Sardi's and old Guy Lombardi's

Doing the countdown tonight.

Well, it's New Year's Eve; let the party rock,

Let's dance, and then, when it's 12:00.

We'll sing them tunes and we'll pop balloons with a cheer!

CCrowd

Ear ear!

Bring out the confetti; we're ready. Hey, happy new year!

It's New Year's Eve, so let's all get dressed

In a tux or gown; when you look your best,

You're the belle of the ball, you're the one that they all came to see!

CCrowd

Happy new year!

Happy new you, my friend, and happy new me! Mwah!

May auld acquaintance be forgot on New Year's Eve, they say.

Let's give a cheer; a brand-new year will soon be here to stay.

Let's drink our fill o' sasparilla.

We're too young for champagne.

And every New Year's Eve. It's time to scream and go insane!

It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here.

We'll dance and swing from the chandelier

And we'll all go nuts. When the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer.

Dot': When midnight comes, we'll cut a rug.

We'll toast each other and kiss and hug

As the shouters and screamers throw all of those streamers right here.

It's New Year's Eve, but don't you grieve

'Cause another year's headed our way.

It's gonna be great 'cause we're stayin' up late

Then tomorrow we'll sleep in all day.

It's New Year's Eve; gonna have a blast

The new one's here and the old one's past

So forget your worry And everyone hurry, you hear?

It's okay, be a jerk, go berserk; Have a happy new year!

S5 E7The Carpool/Sunshine Squirrels

[The Warners repeatedly change their seating arrangement]

EEd

Knock it off! We're in a car here. Just pick your seats!

Will they let us do that on TV?

Goodnight, everybody!

EEd

[annoyed] Forget it! [to Dot] You wanna sit here? Fine, I'll move over. You can sit here, [to Wakko] and you can sit next to the window. Okay, everyone happy? Is there anything else you'd like?

Yeah, my breakfast. I have a bagel with cream cheese on it.

EEd

So?

So...you're sitting on it, Ed.

EEd

Oh, ugh! [takes the bagel with cream cheese out from under him] Oh, these pants were just cleaned!

Are you sure?

EEd

Yes!

Okay, then. [eats the bagel with cream cheese] Oh, did you want a bite?

EEd

[to Phil] Just drive, Phil, okay?! Just drive!

[First lines]

Boo! [walks home] Comedy rule number 26: Surprise your audience! Heh. Now, there’s edutainment for ya. [opens the door] My job is done!

S5 E8The Christmas Tree/Punchline (Part 1)/Prom Night/Punchline (Part 2)

[still tired] Aunt Slappy, the lights are back on.

[now awake] This has turned into a comedy routine, without the comedy. [climbs through the window] For the love of Peter Potamous! It finally happened! Some no-good development demolished our forest and put buildings all over it!

That's awful!

I'll put a stop to this.

[Last lines; Slappy's tree is replaced with the Warner Bros. Water Tower at the Rocky Fellow Center]

Hey! Quiet down there!

We're trying to sleep!

AND SHUT OFF THOSE LIGHTS!!!

[All the lights are turned off around New York City as the cartoon ends]

S5 E9Birds on a Wire/The Scoring Session/The Animaniacs Suite

[First lines]

BBobby

Whoa. Look at that sunrise, huh?

Unbelievable.

SSquit

Magnificent.

BBobby

Look at the way the light hits the mountains.

SSquit

And the way it reflects off the trees.

And smell that breeze coming down from the north. It's incredible!

SSquit

You mean the west.

What?

SSquit

The breeze is coming out of the west.

What are you, a bird brain? The breeze is coming from the ocean.

SSquit

Yeah, and the ocean is west. The mountains are north!

No, they're not. The ocean is north.

BBobby

Who cares? North, south. It's a beautiful sunrise.

Are you saying that I don't know my directions? That I'm some sort of wrong way Corrigan? I'm a misguided directionless gooney bird? Is that what you're sayin'?

SSquit

No. I'm just sayin' that the breeze is coming from the west! But who cares? I mean, it's no big deal.

Okay, dat's it! [gets in a fight with Squit]

BBobby

Whoa! Guys, knock it off! What's the matter with you?! [Pesto pulls him into the fighting cloud]

[The cartoon ends]

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