Skippy quotes from Animaniacs, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Forget it. If I have to change my appearance, it's not worth doin'. Skippy, I've learned that looks aren't everything. It's the beauty in your heart that's really important.

Skippy

Gee, aunt slappy, you sound like an afterschool special.

Slappy

You're right, I take it all back.

S1 E64 Lookit the Fuzzy Heads/No Face Like Home

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[After "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy Op. 71 a Andante ma non troppo" from "The Nutcracker Suite" leaves both Slappy and Skippy dazed...]

Slappy

Hold it! Stop the music there! [the music stops] What's with the sappy music and the dancing? I don't do pathos and I can't dance, don't ask me. [to Charlton Woodchuck] Wait a minute. You look familiar. Unappealing, but familiar.

Skippy

Aunt Slappy, that's the director, Charlton Woodchuck.

Slappy

BAYNARTS! [slaps him on the back] What're you doin' here, you ol' son of a hack?

CCharlton

It's "Charlton". It's written in my contract that when I was old enough, I would get to direct.

Slappy

Yeah, Skippy has the same deal.

Skippy

[dressed like Steven Spielberg] Love you, babe, but we're losing our light.

Slappy

[taps the script] What's with six minutes of opening a walnut?

CCharlton

Don't you see? It's a parable about man against nature. The nut represents the struggle to achieve our goals.

Slappy

[tears up the script] There! My goal is achieved!

CCharlton

[sighs] Let me put it this way, Sloppy.

Slappy

It's "Slappy", Baynarts!

CCharlton

That's "Charlton". Either you do this script, or you don't get paid.

[Slappy goes nose to nose with Charlton, glaring...then grins winningly, complete with cash register sound]

Slappy

Hit it, maestro!

S3 E1 Super Strong Warner Siblings/Nutcracker Slappy/Wakko's New Gookie/A Quake, a Quake!

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[At the end of the cartoon, after finally getting the shell to open...]

Slappy

Hey, von Stroheim! There's no nut inside this shell!

CCharlton

Yes, exactly, it's the emptiness of our existence! That's symbolism, that's metaphor!

Slappy

Yeah, but that's not comedy! [stuffs Charlton into the nutshell] Now there's a nut inside!

Skippy

Now that's comedy!

Slappy

You're adorable, but that's my line!

S3 E1 Super Strong Warner Siblings/Nutcracker Slappy/Wakko's New Gookie/A Quake, a Quake!

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Slappy

[dazed while seeing three Skippys] Well, if it isn't Huey, Dewey and Louie. I haven't seen you guys since Daisy Duck's bat mitzvah. [thud]

Skippy

[to the camera] Guess Aunt Slappy needs a little lie-down.

S3 E4 A Hard Day's Warners/Gimme a Break/Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation

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Slappy

[wearing a coach's hat] I'd like to say how very happy I am to be here. I'd also like to be stuck on a deserted island with Morey Amsterdam. But I'm not. I didn't ask for this job, and in fact, i'm missin' a Ricki Lake episode, I'm talkin' sacrifice here! Actually, I'm doin' it for my nephew Skippy.

Skippy

[hugs Slappy] You're the greatest, Aunt Slappy!

Slappy

Coachin' does have it's small rewards.

S3 E12 Soccer Coach Slappy/Belly Button Blues/Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise/Valuable Lesson

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Skippy

You're not gonna sing, are you?

Slappy

For the sake of the show, no!

Skippy

Phew. What a relief.

Slappy

Hey, hey! Like you're Pavarotti? I'm outta here there.

Dot

But Grandmama Maple, what about my problem?!

Slappy

You figure it out. Nothin' I'd say in this picture makes any sense anywhay. [leaves with Skippy]

JSJohn Smith

[arrives] Um, excuse me. [Dot turns around, does a wild take and bounce around the tree before landing flat on the stump] I'm sorry. Did I frighten you?

Dot

No, just overreacting.

JSJohn Smith

[holds out his hand] I'm John Smith.

Dot

Oh, I bet you tell that to all the hotel clerks. [pointing at John Smith's hand] What's that all about?

JSJohn Smith

A handshake is how we say, "Hello".

Dot

[smiling suggestively at him] Would you like to see how we do it?

YYakko

Goodnight, everybody!

JSJohn Smith

Why, yes.

Dot

Hellooooooooo, Mel! [kisses him]

JSJohn Smith

[wiping his mouth] Yuck! [sees Dot literally painting the forest and flowers] What are you doing?

Dot

Painting the colors of the passing wind.

Wakko

[pops out of the bushes] Did you say "passing wind"?

Dot

[shakes Wakko] PLEASE! PLEASE, I BEG YOU! LET US NOT GO THERE!

Wakko

Okay.

S4 E3 Jokahontas/Boids on the Hood/Mighty Wakko at the Bat

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[Dot laughs offscreen]

YWYakko and Wakko

Hello, Nurse!

YYakko

Uh...

Dot

I am NOT Trying to be annoying.

YWYakko and Wakko

[in Spanish accents] AI!

Dot

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia.

I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.

Am I a cutie? Absolutie!

And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

DMDot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse

But if you touch me, or even get near me,

I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?

YWYakko and Wakko

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.

Oy, Macadamia!

RRalph

Duh!

YWYakko and Wakko

[in Spanish accents]

¿Donde que vas a Lerendo Macadamia?

Hoia que paste le grande Crack O' Crania.

Qui a coupé le lege we abstaenia.

SHSlappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph

Oy, Macadamia!

[Wakko belches]

Dot

Now, please, don't mention my brother, the one they call Wakkorino!

[Wakko belches again. Overdubbed harmony plays in the background]

He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower!

[Wakko yells; laughs]

Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

YWYakko and Wakko

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.

Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,

Oy, Macadamia!

PPinky

Narf!

YWYakko and Wakko

[in Spanish accents]

Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.

The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.

Dot

[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

SHSlappy, Hello Nurse, Skippy, and Ralph

Oy, Macadamia!

BBrain

Yes!

[Break it down now!]

Dot

Don't hate me because I'm cute!

[Pesto beats up Squit]

SSquint

Ow!

YYakko

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy

Spew!

YYakko

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

CBChicken Boo

Bacawk!

[Dot laughs. Skippy laughs. Pinky laughs. Minerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot laugh]

Slappy

[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?

MMMinerva Mink, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, and Dot

Uh...

YYakko

Uh...

Dot

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.

But you can call me by my other nameia.

DMDot, Minerva Mink, and Hello Nurse

Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Dot

Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.

But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!

WWarners

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia Nuts!

S5 E2 It/Dot - The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy

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Skippy

This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.

Slappy

You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

S5 E2 It/Dot - The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy

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Skippy

[still tired] Aunt Slappy, the lights are back on.

Skippy

[now awake] This has turned into a comedy routine, without the comedy. [climbs through the window] For the love of Peter Potamous! It finally happened! Some no-good development demolished our forest and put buildings all over it!

Skippy

That's awful!

Slappy

I'll put a stop to this.

S5 E8 The Christmas Tree/Punchline (Part 1)/Prom Night/Punchline (Part 2)

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