Ooh, candy corn!
Spew!
Hey, they're better than the corns on my feet!
Spew and a half!
“Scare Happy Slappy/Witch One/MacBeth” · Season 1, Episode 62
In this episode: Slappy (2), Rita (2), Runt (2), Yakko (1), Dot (1), Skippy (1), Hello Nurse (1), Mr. Director (1)
Those were nice pilgrims, definitely nice.
Yeah, well, we'd still be there if you hadn’t chased away their turkeys.
I forgot. Definitely forgot why I did that.
JThe Judge
Good Night, witch!
WHWitch Hazel
Uh, me?
JThe Judge
No, you old wombat, the shop-keeper.
[Which Hazel walks away whistling]
SKShop-Keeper
But Waiter, you know me! I'm no witch!
JThe Judge
I know you're holding a broomstick! And only witches have broomsticks! Iron Man! CALA! Arrest him!
[after Runt saves her from the frigid water] Thanks, Runt!
You're welcome! What's I do?
[The cartoon opens with the mountain during the storm]
AAnnouncer
And now, Dot Warner, Slappy Squirrel and Hello Nurse in the famous witches scene from William Shakespeare's "Macbeth", interpreted by Yakko for those viewers who, like Dot, Slappy and Hello Nurse, have no idea what they're saying.
DSDot, Slappy and Hello Nurse
[they stop stirring their cauldron for a moment with a glare. Then they resume] Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
Loosely translated, that means "Aabra cadabara."
Fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake!
"Let's cook a snake!" Start with my agent.
[Wakko drops a man in a suit into the cauldron]
Eye of newt [Wakko drops hunting dog Newt] and toe of frog, [Wakko drops Michigan J. Frog] Wool of bat [Wakko drops Batman] and tongue of dog.
[Wakko drops Buttons]
Sounds like camp food to me.
For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hellbroth boil and bubble.
[yawns] "Stir until bored." Serves twelve, unless you're Rush Limbaugh; then it's an appetizer.
DSDot, Slappy and Hello Nurse
Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
"Bippety boppety boo!" Here's another fun recipe:
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf. Witch's mummy, maw and gulf.
[Wakko drops a green dragon which is carrying Walter Wolf]
Those are the ingredients of a hot dog!
Of the ravened salt-sea shark. [Wakko drops a shark] Root of hemlock...
[Wakko comes dressed as a female cheerleader, with pom-poms]
Goooo, Hemlock!
...dig'd in the dark.
[singing] Dig'd in the dark is a gas. Baby, can ya dig it?
DSDot, Slappy, and Hello Nurse
Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
"Hocus pocus." When do we eat? [flames shoot from the cauldron, then he jumps out of the interpreter's circle] Hey, what'd we come up with? Hash?
Corndog?
Fondue?
[Everyone looks into the cauldron and gasps]
By the pricking of my thumbs, something scary this way comes!
[More flames from the cauldron. When they subside, Mr. Director is standing on the edges of the cauldron]
[singing] Oh, lady! I know a lady with high-heeled shoes and socks and panty hose! Oh, pretty lady!
[Dot whacks him over the head with a large wooden mallet. He falls into the depths of the cauldron with a scream. Slappy then drops in a stick of lighted dynamite. Dot drops in a large round bomb. Yakko puts a lid on the cauldron. Wakko runs a chain around it. Slappy affixes a lock. Everyone stands aside, backs turned, covering their ears. The cauldron blasts upward and through the roof of the cave]
[last line] Uhhhh, let's send out for pizza.
[Iris out]
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