[After "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy Op. 71 a Andante ma non troppo" from "The Nutcracker Suite" leaves both Slappy and Skippy dazed...]
Hold it! Stop the music there! [the music stops] What's with the sappy music and the dancing? I don't do pathos and I can't dance, don't ask me. [to Charlton Woodchuck] Wait a minute. You look familiar. Unappealing, but familiar.
Aunt Slappy, that's the director, Charlton Woodchuck.
BAYNARTS! [slaps him on the back] What're you doin' here, you ol' son of a hack?
It's "Charlton". It's written in my contract that when I was old enough, I would get to direct.
Yeah, Skippy has the same deal.
[dressed like Steven Spielberg] Love you, babe, but we're losing our light.
[taps the script] What's with six minutes of opening a walnut?
Don't you see? It's a parable about man against nature. The nut represents the struggle to achieve our goals.
[tears up the script] There! My goal is achieved!
[sighs] Let me put it this way, Sloppy.
It's "Slappy", Baynarts!
That's "Charlton". Either you do this script, or you don't get paid.
[Slappy goes nose to nose with Charlton, glaring...then grins winningly, complete with cash register sound]
Hit it, maestro!
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