Dot quotes from Animaniacs

Dot

[sighs happily] Our very own garage.

[reading paper] Hey, check this out. Tomorrow, some guy's having a yard sale.

I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here. [points at Yakko's chest]

That's just a spaghetti stain.

See, that's funny. You're wack-o!

No. [grabs Wakko] This is Wakko.

You're funny!

No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.

Dot

[painting "The Scream"] Have we met before?

[crazy voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel! [normal voice] Where're you kids going?

Gen Murray's house?

You kids are gonna be in my movie.

[to audience] Movie?

Who are you talking to?

Wakko

The people watching on TV.

Peoples? What peoples? [crazy voice] Hello, nice people in the TV! [normal voice] Hey! I don't see any...where'd they go? Ah, there you are! [crazy voice] Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!

Duh! Where are they?

[shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.

[crazy voice] Oh. You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!

[to audience] Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Dot

[voiceover] Previously on warner law,

[shocked] Oh, no. [snatches the ticket] A parking ticket?! But vhy?! I put money in ze meter!

If you're innocent, then you've got to fight this ticket!

Wakko

We'll even help ya!

Dot

We'll be your lawyers!

Ha ha! You? My lawyers? Oh, no no no no no. You kids is crazy. I'm going to pay ze ticket, [grabs the ticket from Yakko] boom, and zat is zat. [walks to the door] Und don't come anywhere near me! [slams door]

Come, siblings. We have a trial to prepare!

Wakko

Look at all those stars.

Dot

They make me want to write poetry, or bake a ham; I forget which.

[yawns] Well, sibs. I'd say we turn in.

Wakko

What do you want to turn into? I know, How about a bat? [turns into a bat and flies up on the roof] Or an elephant? [turns into an elephant and trumpets] Or a monkey? [turns into a monkey and makes monkey noises as he goes crazy]

[to Dot] Don't look at me. He's your brother.

We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 18th century?

Dot

They're all dead.

No, no, no!

Dot

Alright, they're all living.

No, no, no!

Well, now we're getting into philosophy.

We’re not getting into phi- [stops herself] We'll move on to grammar. Wakko, what is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?

Wakko

I'll tell ya tomorrow.

You children are making this very difficult!

Well, learning isn.t easy.

Stop that! STOP THAT! SIT AT YOUR DESKS THIS INSTANT!

Ooh, what else ya got in there?

Why, you little...! F! [writes an F on Yakko's forehead]

Dot

Hey, you can't do that to him!

F! [writes an F on Dot's forehead, causing her to cry; Wakko buries his head in his arms, laughing; she glares at him, then writes an F on his hat with a black marker] F!

Uh, oh. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings.

Dot

I'd apologize if I were you.

I will NOT! You're horrid, naughty children!

All is strange and vague.

Dot

Are we dead?

Or is this Ohio?

[holding onto Death] That means we'll all be like a family!

Wakko

Can we call you "Dadoo"?

Dot

Hey, Pop, can we stay up past ten?

Can we watch the adult channel?

Hellooooooo, Nurse!

[serious voice over] We were each chosen for our unique abilities. That's Dot. Her specialty: Cuteness. [Dot blows kisses] That's Wakko. His specialty: The mallet. [whacks some nuts with the mallet, and eats them all] That's me. My specialty: Two paddle-balls at once!

[referring to a map] Now you have to get from this office here to soundstage 64 here, and stop that director. Any questions?

[raising their hands] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Dot

Would I look cute as a blonde?

Wakko

Why do cats purr?

Who's chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on "Star Trek"?

[crazy voice] Okay! I'm ready for my ending!

Dot

You want it?

[crazy voice] Oh, yeah!

Are you sure?

[crazy voice] Yeah! Give! Give! Froinlaven!

[through the megaphone] And...action!

[gets hit in the head by a huge mallet, Crazy voice] That's an ending?

[whispering to Yakko] Microphone was in the shot.

[through the megaphone] Okay, everybody! Let's do it again!

[crazy voice] Oh no! I don't want that!

[through the megaphone] And...action!

[gets hit with the large mallet again, is as flat as a pancake, crazy voice] The hurting...the hurting...cut, print, that's a wrap.

[to his siblings] Let's go home.

[as Ivan Bloski jumps into the ocean and swims away furiously] Friends don't let friends disappear over the horizon alone. [the Warners all jump into a rowboat] Wait!

Dot

Stick around!

Wakko

We're gonna make sloppy joes and rent Don Knotts videos!

Wakko

Hey! Let's get some ice cream!

Dot

How 'bout this one? "Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight".

Ingredients: Zinc trisodium, aspartate, sorbitol and bisulfate, oxide beta carotene, lactic acid, carob bean. [singing] Grade-A milk emulsified, malto-dextrine alkalide, silicon deoxylite, lots of sugar.

Hey, alright!

Calcified synthetic salt, artificial barley malt, glycerine and aspartate, folic acid.

Wakko

That tastes great!

Monosodium glutamate, dehydrated calceinate, soybean oil, butter fat, caramel center.

Wakko

I'll eat that!

Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it! Chocolate chips, we want more of it! Cakes and ice cream! Want to shove it down our throats real fast!

Here's a candy bar, you tried it?

Wakko

Hey, let's all see what's inside it!

Gelatinized triglycerin, phosphate, soybean, lecithin, deoxylite tri-silicon, dipped in chocolate.

Bring it on!

Citrus enzymes, BHT, powdered milk.

Dot

Sounds good to me!

Baking soda, carob gum, carbohydrates.

Yummy-yum!

Monosodium glutamate, zinc disodium algenate, whole grain flour, yeast and fat.

Wakko

Time to eat it! I'll do that!

We like sweets a lot, so give us all you've got and we'll stuff 'em in our bodies 'til they make our insides rot!

Number one sister! Dust for prints! [Dot pulls out a feather duster] Doctor Wakko, it could be a long night. Better order some pizzas.

Wakko

[picks up a telephone next to the chair] I'd like 42 pizzas, 6 with no crusts. [smiles at camera]

[goes over to Flavio and Marita] Now - Do you have any enemies?

No.

Do you have any creditors?

No.

Well then... [runs over to a piano and begins playing it] Do you have any requests? Thank you so much! [picks up a mic and begins singing] Way down, Jack / Upon the Nile River, Jack...

Dot

I found Prince! [holding the musical artist Prince in her arms]

No no no, fingerprints! [wiggles his fingers]

Dot

[looks at Prince, he smiles at her, then puts his head back in a "facepalm"; shakes her head to the camera] I don't think so. [tosses him out a window]

And now, the Warner Brothers in a scene from William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream", translated for those viewers who, likeYakko, have no idea what he's saying.

[annoyed] Hmph! [Dot giggles] If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.

Dot

If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!

That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.

Dot

You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.

And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.

Dot

There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.

Gentles, do not reprehend...

Dot

Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.

If you pardon, we will mend.

Dot

But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.

Wakko

[enamored] Hello pixie! [chases after her]

And, as I am an honest Puck...

Dot

I'm not touching that one.

If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.

Dot

What he said.

We will make amends ere long!

Dot

We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!

Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all. [he blows a kiss]

Dot

Goodnight everybody!

Give me your hands, if we be friends.

Dot

Applaud if you like us!

Wakko

And Robin shall restore amends.

Dot

And the Boy Wonder will save us.

[dazed] Oh, what fools these Warners be!

Did you call for the bravest, most daring knight in all the land?

Oh, yes.

Well, too bad. You got us.

Dot

What a silly mix-up!