[Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates]
And now, the Warner Brothers in a scene from William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream", translated for those viewers who, likeYakko, have no idea what he's saying.
[annoyed] Hmph! [Dot giggles] If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!
That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.
And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.
There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.
[Behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose]
Gentles, do not reprehend...
Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.
If you pardon, we will mend.
But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.
[Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges]
[enamored] Hello pixie! [chases after her]
And, as I am an honest Puck...
I'm not touching that one.
If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.
What he said.
We will make amends ere long!
We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!
Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all. [he blows a kiss]
Goodnight everybody!
Give me your hands, if we be friends.
Applaud if you like us!
[The pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter]
And Robin shall restore amends.
And the Boy Wonder will save us.
[The Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away, causing the pixie to spin around]
[dazed] Oh, what fools these Warners be!
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