Stan (to the convenience store clerk): Do you live here? 'Cuz I can live here. This place is great!
S2 E19Joint Custody
CSConvenience Store Clerk
That'll be $147.
What? Where are we gonna get that kind of money?
We could turn in Jeff!
I thought Jeff was innocent.
[gasp] We gotta save Jeff!
None of us get to choose our fathers, but we do get to choose our father figures. I chose my mother. That set me back a bit.
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