God quotes from American Dad!

Steve

Can I see your boobs?

I must warn you. Those who've stared into the bosom of eternal wisdom have been driven hopelessly insane.

Steve

Wow. Now I have to see them!

You know, Steve, you'll be all grown up before you know it. So in the meantime, why not enjoy being a kid a little longer? Because it doesn't last forever.

Steve

Hey, can I see your boobs?

I'll just cut to the chase, I'm not going to help you.

Stan Smith

What? Then just help my family. You can't let them die.

Look, everything happens for a reason.

Stan Smith

What reason could there be?

Stan, I'm gonna level with you. If your family is allowed to live, Stanford's tennis team will go 0 and 8 in conference play.

Stan Smith

What?

[laughs] I'm just messing with you, the point is mysterious ways, have a little faith, I'm in the details. Now c'mon, you can be triceratops. I know he's your favorite.

Stan Smith

We're out of time. Now, send me back so I can save my family!

Not gonna happen.

Stan Smith

You have to!

Okay, so you know better than me, is that it? You're all-knowing?

Stan Smith

No. Yes. I don't know.

Exactly! You don't know, so stop trying to control everything.

Stan Smith

I don't do that!

Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I can't think of a metaphor that's better than this.