Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now?
HayleySorry, babe.
It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.
A character in American Dad!
Played by Rachael MacFarlane
American Dad! · 929 quotes
5th most-quoted character in American Dad!: in 107 of its 929 quotes
Most scenes with: Stan Smith (45), Roger (28), Francine Smith (28)
Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now?
HayleySorry, babe.
It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.
HayleyWe appreciate you listening more, Dad, but when are you gonna get your tongue reattached?
Roger won't give it back.
That's 'cause I'm still waiting for that dinner.
Roger...
All right, fine. [He pulls a Gramophone out of his butt] This is gonna take a minute, Stan.
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