“The Never-Ending Stories” · Season 15
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (2), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
This was their last known location. They couldn't have gotten far.
That's what I thought the first time Dimitri ran away from home. Found him in a Burger King restroom three towns over. Thank God it was a glory hole hotspot. Reached out to my vast network of glory boys. Within hours I was relaxed enough to look for Dimitri on my own.
We appreciate you listening more, Dad, but when are you gonna get your tongue reattached?
Roger won't give it back.
That's 'cause I'm still waiting for that dinner.
Roger...
All right, fine. [He pulls a Gramophone out of his butt] This is gonna take a minute, Stan.
Stan (reading Deputy Director Bullock's text message): "I'll be back to teach tomorrow. I got kicked out for not jerking it in the steam room."
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