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Jake, what did you do to your brother?
We were just playing, and then I got outta control! I'm sorry Dad...
No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!
But I don't wanna hurt nobody!
Well that's too bad kid, cos you're gonna hurt EVERYBODY.
NOOOOOOOHHHH....!!!!
"Jake! Jake, I brought someone here to see you. It's your brother! "
JERMAINE?! Are you dead??
"Naw, man! We're just dreamin' at the same time! "
Well, I'm sorry about that time I beat you up.
"Yo, that was an accident. I knew you were just horsin' off. "
But Dad, you said I'm gonna hurt everybody!
"Yeah, everybody. "
I dunno, Dad. That doesn't really help me.
"Everybody who is EVIL, Jake. Let me finish next time, hmm? Yeah? "
Crud!! I was sure we'd be safe in the Desert of Doom!
What? Whatcha saying?
THOSE are dirty tart burglars!
I think they're just dirty hobos.
No, man. They are cold-blooded tart destroyers. And we have to get them before they GET US.
Why?
They're gonna kill Princess Bubblegum by stealing our tarts!
Oh, yeah!
Hey!! Keep off them tarts!
Huh??
I said back off of them tarts! Are you an imbecile!?
But I—
[unholsters laser gun] Right the bazoobs now!!
Finn, he's got a laser gun!
[pwoosh pwoosh! pwoosh-pwoosh-pwoosh!!]
Yeah! That's it, alright... Now I gotta book it to Nana's for brunch! See yous later!
Oh my Glob! What the stuff are you doing?! Why're you cutting my lumps?!
Because they're, uh.. so...
(gasp!) I knew you liked me!
No, I don't! I- I'm just stopping by because—
Just admit it, loverboy! You can't resist me! But if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it!! WHERE'S MY RING?!?
[runs away] WAHH!!!
I know you like me, Finn! That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, BABE!!
Hey, witch! Does it have to be princess hair?
No, just beautiful hair.
Well then, check THIS OUT!!
[Finn pull off his white hat and shown his long blonde hair]
HAHAAAH!!!
HAHH!!
AHH!! You'd really give me your hair?
Sure!
[later]
[now with Finn's hair] So... how do I look?
Totally beautiful, inside and out.
Thank you, Finn. And now to use my hair for evil.
WHAT!!!?
Cos I'm evil! [cackling] What did ya want from me!? [trips, CRUNCH!!] Oh no, I think I fractured a branch....
It's the Ice King alright, and he's looking awful pleased with himself.
Uh-oh! If the Ice King's so happy, he must've stolen a princess when we weren't looking somehow! [ear-covers his mouth] That's ninja logic!
Then we gotta --
A-hem. [Finn flips a charcoal briquette into his mouth]
Hmph. We gotta save that princess! [jumps onto tor]
You got it, shino-bro! Ninja kick!
Ninja kick!
Counter-maid, I demand medicinal attentions! Preferably those of a princessy type.
And are you checking in as a patient or a cadaver?
Hey! I'm as healthy as TEN old men!!
[weak] Wenk... wenk...
Hoh? Oh, oh right! My penguin, he's very, very sick. So, what time does your shift end?
Dude! Her parents are probably all full of dog-hatred from the war-times! They're gonna see you're a dog and forbid Lady from ever hanging out with you again!
...Nah. That could never happen.
You didn't think this through enough. IT COULD HAPPEN!!
Listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about trying to eat you.
It's just that we thought we'd never get another chance. We thought humans were extinct.
Oh...
It's a brave little gnome knight!
What? That's a frog dressed up like a gnome knight!
Actually, I'm a gnome knight who was magically transformed into a frog, and then I decided to continue being a knight.
And now you're, like, attracting a mate?
NO!! I'm on the verge of death!!
"Freezed" to meet you! Hope you saved room for dessert! I'm killing you with ice cream!
Oh no! The old king — just as cruel as the last king!
Hi oh.. what? [guards enter and kneel]
O King, we beg you not to slay the old lady. [Finn turns back and they cower]
No, wait!
Don't slay me! You may keep the hot buns, Your Majesty!
I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. Xerigok Part Two.
WE'RE READY FOR OUR SPANKING, SIRE!!
The goblins have suffered long enough, Xergiok!
Shush! You guys can't live without me, right?
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owowowowow!
You got problems, man.
Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything!!
Whoa, bud, are you okay?
Oh, Jake... I'm better than okay! I know exactly how to impress the Princess.
More spit bubbles?
No, no. Those spit bubbles were as fragile as my old perception of reality. But wait. Maybe you're onto something. I could show the Princess bubbles the likes of which no one has ever seen!!
And how will you do that?
I'll start with a solid bulleted list!
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