"Jake! Jake, I brought someone here to see you. It's your brother! "
JERMAINE?! Are you dead??
JJermaine
"Naw, man! We're just dreamin' at the same time! "
Well, I'm sorry about that time I beat you up.
JJermaine
"Yo, that was an accident. I knew you were just horsin' off. "
But Dad, you said I'm gonna hurt everybody!
I dunno, Dad. That doesn't really help me.
"Everybody who is EVIL, Jake. Let me finish next time, hmm? Yeah? "
JJermaine
You guys can chill here till morning when the demons thin out a little.
[acrobatic flips into living room] Whoo!!
JJermaine
Aw, Finn—oh no! Instant regret!
[jumping thru main corridor] Whoo!! My house! My house!
JJermaine
Instant regret! [runs to the kitchen and gasps seeing Finn swinging around the table]
Whoo!! Remember, Jermaine? We did this when we wanted to make room for dessert!
JJermaine
I don't care about that memory.
What? Whoa! [flown onto the wall, dropped down the floor] Dang, my back!
JJermaine
Come on! This ain't the treehouse, man! I got systems!
[enters with a greatsword (Buster Sword)] Hey, Jermaine, this thing is rad—WAOHH!! [slices table]
JJermaine
Okay! No more sleepover!
Oh no, d-don't kick us out!
JJermaine
Go do your Goucho Marx slapstick with them goofballs in the woods. I got a responsibility to all this booty in here. Staves, medallions, cups, goblets, dormant djinn, grimoires, hard drives — all this random valuable booty, okay?
JJermaine
I didn't win! When do I win?! Special Guys One and Two win every day! Crackin' jokes, readin' foodie mags in your treetown funhouse! Must be nice to be so special you can go off and find your own fancy ways! Meanwhile, I gotta stay here and watch Dad's trashy booty 'cause I never stretched into the sky and farted on the wings of a falcon, I guess!
Dude, I never farted on the wing of a falcon. Heh... [punched by Jermaine] Uhn!!
JJermaine
Think I don’t want a cushy treehouse life?! [punches Jake thoroughly] I don't even get salt!! SAAAALT!!!
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