Adventure Time quotes

Finn

Does everything seem... pinker to you?

Jake

Home always looks different after a long trip. You're seeing it with fresh eyes and newfound wisdom. And sometimes there's also a new strip mall or something. So everything being pink is probably not a big deal, and also, I'm tired. [BMO comes out of Finn's backpack]

I like the pink. Why you worry so much, worry baby?

Jake

Ha, ha, yeah! Why you worry so much, worry baby?

Don't worry, Finn. We're only teasing you because you're a baby.

Betty

I've tried everything I can think of to make Simon remember. Is there something I'm missing? [kneels down to Tiny Manticore] What am I doing wrong?

Maybe you're going after someone who doesn't exist anymore. Why not take him as he is? After all, you've been through a lot of changes yourself.

Betty

You're making a lot of sense, Tiny Manticore. We're like two shadows, two ghosts caught in limbo.

It sounds depressing when you say it that way. Think of a different way to say it.

Jake

[giving Finn a haircut] Mr. Mertens, I know I'm just a humble scissors jockey, but you've been coming in my shop for almost 20 years. I can tell when you got something on your mind. [Finn sighs, Jake combs and cuts his hair]

Finn

I think... I think what's bugging me is... [zoom in on Jake]

Jake

[thinking out loud] "The haircut therapy is working!"

Finn

..All this elemental stuff happened because I acted selfishly.

Jake

Oh, yeah?

Finn

It's like I'm employee of the month at an ice cream store, and I get someone to cover my shift, and when I come back, the place is burned to the ground and everyone I love is doomed. And now we're up here and we can't do anything to help. Did I secretly want that to happen? Like, deep down inside, was I afraid Fern would be better than me? And my lizard brain put out bad vibes? I guess the worst part of all is... [Jake removes suit off Finn]

Jake

All right, you're all done, Mr. Mertens. How's it look?

Finn

Jake! I was talking about important stuff!

Jake

Sorry, I always get caught up in the haircut.

Jake

The shapes are always changing. Changing is their normal state, like us. Even if we're not changing on the outside, we're changing on the inside constantly. There's some stuff about me that I'd been ignoring for a long time. I'm afraid of that stuff. But its part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be all right.

Jake

I think I'm handling these minor changes pretty well. Besides, a lot of people are different these days. [Lady nods] Dirt Beer Guy, you're practically a zombie. How are you dealing with it?

Well, I'm basically the same as before. The difference is always physical.

Jake

So you agree Finn is really overreacting?

Totally. You're the same person as before.

Jake

Heck yeah! I'm still the same old Jake on the inside!

[realizes] Wait, you're Jake?! Uh, pardon me. [walks away from Jake and Lady] Oh dear, oh dear, that's really something. [Jake turns to Lady]

Jake

You know, I think I figured out why I make people uneasy. They're used to yellow Jake.

Finn

Rap Bear.

What happened?

(groans) My son and I were having Sunday dinner. We were lightly rapping back and forth. It turned into a rap battle. He threw out rhyme after rhyme. I couldn't keep up.

Finn

You got beat by your own son?

Are his rap powers that much greater than yours?

Yes. Why are you asking about my son?

Finn

Flame Princess is going up against him one on one in a freestyle battle.

(gasps) That kid will take you apart. He rapped my legs off.

Finn

FYI, Princess, I'm not going anywhere!

Jake

I'm also staying.

Marceline

This is a war I have to fight. We all have to.

Finn

I always figured I'd go out saving somebody...

Hey. No one gets to choose how it happens. The most important thing is that we're here together.

Bubblegum

Marcy?

Marceline

You're okay!

Bubblegum

My armor has an emergency-

Marceline

(hugs her) You scared me.

Bubblegum

What?

Marceline

Even back when we weren't talking, I was so afraid that something bad would happen to you and I wouldn't be there to protect you and- (sheds a few tears) I don't want to lose you again.

Bubblegum

(gently) Hey, I'm a tough gum. Nothing never happening to me, never.

Marceline

I know, I- girl, you phrased that so weird.

Bubblegum

I might have a concussion. (the two giggle and then kiss)

Check it out, dude.

Very pretty. [Beth helps Shermy lift the sword out of the branch and Shermy looks at the sword after this] Lift that sword, Shermy.

[lifts the sword] Aw yeah!

Finn

Mathematical!