Betty quotes from Adventure Time

Betty

Get on, Simon!

I am getting on... the death bus! [Death appears to be driving on an invisible bus seat]

I got you in my sights, Simon! [cackling]

It's my time, Betty! I don't want to be the Ice King again! It's like living with eternal diaper butt, I can't do it!

Betty

Not forever! Destroying Bella Noche and getting your powers back will buy me time to find a loophole that'll undo your curse and your death. I can do it, you got to believe me, Simon! [Simon starts crying tears]

I...

Get real, man. You're gonna be the Ice King 'til the sun blows up. This is your one chance. I made a mixtape for the ride, "Summer Jams 3".

If I don't let her try, then what am I? What am us?

Betty

What?

Uh, fair enough. See you in a few.

[pumps oven] This is exciting!

Betty

A little sad though, right?

Which part?

Betty

Your brother blowing up in space. Doesn't that mess you up?

Nothing messes me up.

Betty

I don't believe that. Like, who is Margles and why is there a picture of her on your shelf? Something there connects to who you are and your magic.

Someone shines a light into my dark wizard matter. A way to unclose the circuit of magic, madness... and sadness.

Betty

That's right! MMS runs through all magic users. I hung out with scores of them — all displaying varying degrees of magic, madness, and sadness. Studying these symptoms could lead me to their underlying cause and then I'll control the forces that hold sway over Simon.

I see.

Betty

You see what?

The coconut crab who swims in your neighbor's pool at night. Maybe Simon's in there too. Who else holds their breath in there, Betty?

Betty

All magic users swim in the loomy gloom.

Betty

I've tried everything I can think of to make Simon remember. Is there something I'm missing? [kneels down to Tiny Manticore] What am I doing wrong?

Maybe you're going after someone who doesn't exist anymore. Why not take him as he is? After all, you've been through a lot of changes yourself.

Betty

You're making a lot of sense, Tiny Manticore. We're like two shadows, two ghosts caught in limbo.

It sounds depressing when you say it that way. Think of a different way to say it.