[giving Finn a haircut] Mr. Mertens, I know I'm just a humble scissors jockey, but you've been coming in my shop for almost 20 years. I can tell when you got something on your mind. [Finn sighs, Jake combs and cuts his hair]
I think... I think what's bugging me is... [zoom in on Jake]
[thinking out loud] "The haircut therapy is working!"
..All this elemental stuff happened because I acted selfishly.
Oh, yeah?
It's like I'm employee of the month at an ice cream store, and I get someone to cover my shift, and when I come back, the place is burned to the ground and everyone I love is doomed. And now we're up here and we can't do anything to help. Did I secretly want that to happen? Like, deep down inside, was I afraid Fern would be better than me? And my lizard brain put out bad vibes? I guess the worst part of all is... [Jake removes suit off Finn]
All right, you're all done, Mr. Mertens. How's it look?
Jake! I was talking about important stuff!
Sorry, I always get caught up in the haircut.
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