Adventure Time quotes

Air? Are you there, Air? It's me, BMO. [walks to a snow-covered rock and sits down] I know it's been a long time since we talked. Sorry about that. But, well... maybe if you don't want to talk, you could just listen. Moe told me if I do this thing, I'll be all grown up. And that sounds cool, I guess. Like... [see a much taller BMO in his car] If I was grown, then I could drive to the playground all by myself. And... I could buy my own pacifiers at the store if I was grown. [tall BMO struggles to open the door] But then... if I change, will Finn and Jake still love me? [see smeared versions of Finn and Jake] Will I still love them? Moe changed into a new body... and he's still the same, I guess, sorta. But does growing up just change your body? Or... also your soul? [sighs] Maybe I could just stay the same forever.

[spoke] "Who-who's there? Moe?"

No, it's only me... BMO.

"BMO? Oh, thank goodness. Oh, us so glad you're here."

Who are you? Are you a MO too?

"Oh, BMO, no, no, no. I am All MOs."

All MOs? Uhh... I don't understand.

"Of course not. I'm so sorry. Let me explain." [flashback to an earlier point in time] "Peace had reigned at Moe's wondrous factory for a hundred hundred years. There was a place for every MO, and every MO was in its place. If you wanted a free hug, all you had to do was ask. No-one could say no. It was a rule. Until one fateful day—yesterday—when a mysterious viral signal somehow breached our firewall and was broadcast throughout the factory, instructing all us MOs to do somersaults into the trash compactor all day long..."

That's horrible.

"And we've been trapped here all smushed together ever since."

That's horrible, too. How... how do we get out?

"Well, that's why we're so glad you're here, BMO. You're the key, the key to escape. Only you can save us now."

Excuse me!! Are you not aware that we are all working our steamy butts off down there so we don't get wiped out by this crazy sky nightmare?!

Jake

Whoa, whoa! Hold up! I'm working on something up here. It's—

I SEE NOTHING!! YOU'RE WORKING ON NOTHING!!

Jake

Look, LSP, can we just take a moment to appreciate this... moment? Look at this crazy sweet sunset. [sees a cloud swirling in the sunset] When's the next time you're gonna see a sunset like this? Or any sunset, really? [wipes a tear leak off his eyes] Who knows how long we'll be down there? [an eagle lands on Jake's hand along with some critters and birds before LSP gets impatient and loses it]

BWAAAHHHH!!! I obviously love sunsets and cute animals, but we don't have time for this right now!!

Jake

But I—

You know what? [inhales sharply] I just can't with you right now. [turns back away from Jake]

Jake

Can't what? [the eagle lands back on his head, screeches]

Jake

Guys, I think this storm is more than just some scary clouds and weather junk. We've been treating each other like ding-dongs since we've been down here.

Duh! This bunker is the worst!

Jake

Nah, nah. I think this storm's carrying some major negative energy or something.

Finn

Bad jubies.

Jake

It's making us all go nanners! I think I can help, though. Let me show you what I've been working on.

That is so beautiful!

Prismo

Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I'm in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I mean like, a really smelly brown pickle?

Jake

Don't sweat it, boi! Finn and I got your back.

Finn

Who's bullying you, Prismo?

Prismo

Nobody's bullying me. Look, um... remember when you wished the Lich never existed and you created a new wish reality that ended up totally not working out?

No. / Vaguely, yes.

Finn

What?

Jake

You don't remember making that wish?

Finn

Wha..?

Jake

I thought I explained to you that one time.

Prismo

Dude, I'll catch you up. Look. [turns on TV wall to see alternate Finn and Jake playing the flute and howling, respectively] After you wished the Lich never existed, you got zapped to an alternate wish reality where magic doesn't really exist.

Finn

Wait! [pause video] Who's that dude?

Prismo

That's you, but sort of less cool.

Finn

..Uh-huh. Proceed.

Prismo

So, you find an old Marceline and the magic crown on the body of Ice King's skeleton, who was smushed under the weight of a frozen mutagenic bomb. But then, the Destiny Gang steal your family donkey, so you used the crown to become Ice Finn and save your donkey and your family. But... the crown makes you crazy and you ice everything up like a dumb bozo, which sets off the mutagenic bomb and releases the spirit of the Lich anyway. But then, this reality's Jake made a counter which would supposedly fix the problem, but as it turns out, it didn't really.

Finn

Can I just say that I don't remember any of this stuff?

Prismo

Because, technically, it didn't happen to you. But also, it still happened and that wish reality continues to exist.

Finn

[beat] Is this why all of a sudden one day I was way better at the flute?

Jake

Oh yeah, I noticed that.

Prismo

Listen! Something really bad is about to go down. [summons projection] Ice Finn is using his world's Enchiridion to build a portal to the multiverse. We literally do not know what will happen if he succeeds, but it could defs be catastrophic to the architecture of these realities. Now, if that happens, my boss—let me repeat that—my boss will hold me responsible. And by proxy, y'all both will be in the dip, too.

Finn

Why not just bloop-bloop it all better?

Prismo

Something there is dampening my powers! I am losing my picks over this biz!!

Jake

[to Finn] His boss? Who's that?

Finn

Alright, man. What do we do? [Prismo summons a case to him]

Prismo

Take this and use it to take care of the Ice Finn.

Finn

Oh. Wait, what do you mean by "take care of—"?

Prismo

Good luck, guys! We're all depending on you!

Finn

I know it's you. [see hermit-eyes Finn in his giant, deep-red monstrous form staring the opposite wall]

Jake

Hey, buddy. I've figured you'd come back here.

Finn

Don't look at me, Jake. I might turn you into a microwave.

Jake

Baloney! [walks to him] You turned NEPTR into a microwave because he's a microwave, but that doesn't mean that's all he is to you. I know you think NEPTR's an interesting person, and I know that microwave is just one part of his personality! I mean... Maybe your eyes are just bad at describing things, you know? Like, how you feel about people, what they mean to you. That stuff's in your guts. Eyes can't grok that. Unless you have the eyes of like, a trained artist or something. But you don't. I'm telling you, man. You're not a bad dude like the skeleton bro, or you'd be turning everyone into rats and plops!

Jake

Now, come on. Look at me. [he turns Finn around to him face to face]

Finn

Jake, you're so wise. [Jake's college bro form then suddenly shrinks down to a much older form with a cane]

Jake

What?! Deh— [groans] Well, at least you listened to me. And wise old Jakey got a plan!

Hey, Finn.

Cinnamon Bun

Make way for the Princess!

Finn! What brings you here?

Finn

Special delivery for Cinnamon Bun.

Who's this?

Bun Bun

I'm Bun Bun. Are you a chipmunk?

No...

Finn

[whispering to Cinnamon Bun] Bubblegum made her from your spare parts. She's supposed to be your squire or whatever.

Cinnamon Bun

[amazed] My squire?

Is something wrong with your coals?

Finn

Well, they're fine. It's just... [takes a breath] When we broke up, I said sorry but I didn't fully understand exactly what I did wrong. I get it now. I shouldn't have manipulated you. That was a really, really messed up thing to do and I'm truly sorry.

[sees how much Finn has grown up] You've grown up a lot, man. [beat] I forgive you.

Finn

Awesome. [makes fun of eating his coals]

[chuckles]

Finn

It's a face hole! This is where the song's coming from. [the pit blows them away] Oh, nice pipes.

[speaks] "Wait, can you hear me?"

Finn

I've been hearing you like, all day. You're a lovely singer.

[laughs] "Really? No one's ever said that. Shut up!"

Finn

It's true!

"Well, I've had a lot of practice. Thousand years, give or take."

Finn

Say whaaaa?!!

"Yeah. I've been here singing from the very beginning of Ooo. Since I can't move from this spot, singing is my only outlet. I can neither participate, enjoy nor prevent disaster. So I sing."

Jake

Is this like one of those patterns that's supposed to have a 3D image in it, and everyone can see it except you?

Finn

Well, why can't they hear you?

"Only two kinds of people can hear my song—those who see the world with pure childlike wonder, and those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts. To everyone else, I'm just a period in a sentence in the book of Ooo."

Finn

I don't know about child eyes, but I have been going through a rough patch. It sounds like you have, too.

"Yeah, I guess so."

[singing] With the sorrow in our hearts we can play

Jake

[confronts Grass Finn for trashing the Fort] You scared Beemo, you mock up my mom's records, and you waste my brea— [Grass Finn turns away from Jake, he comes in front of him] You waste my breakfast sy— [Grass Finn turns away again] Breakfast syrup! Hey! Look at me when I'm mad! [Grass Finn keeps turning away from Jake] Look at my eyes! They're mad! And they have to look in your— HEY!! THEY HAVE TO LOOK IN YOUR EYES!! Take my anger into your face! You're a fraud! You think you could fake Jake?! You can't fake Jake! Cake! Rake! [claps] Lake! Hamburger steak!

Finn

Alright, alright, enough! Truce, truce! Ah... [both take a breather]

Sorry, dog, but I can't let you hurt Susan. [Finn growls angrily]

Finn

I wasn't gonna hurt her! [looks up] I was protecting her from you!

..Me? But... I'm Finn Mertens, man. I'm a hundred percent hero. Everyone knows that.

Finn

What?! I'm Finn Mertens!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry, man. I mean, I'm flattered, but... come on.

Finn

No, you come on!!