[Jake comes inside the dead hermit's yurt]
I know it's you. [see hermit-eyes Finn in his giant, deep-red monstrous form staring the opposite wall]
Hey, buddy. I've figured you'd come back here.
Don't look at me, Jake. I might turn you into a microwave.
Baloney! [walks to him] You turned NEPTR into a microwave because he's a microwave, but that doesn't mean that's all he is to you. I know you think NEPTR's an interesting person, and I know that microwave is just one part of his personality! I mean... Maybe your eyes are just bad at describing things, you know? Like, how you feel about people, what they mean to you. That stuff's in your guts. Eyes can't grok that. Unless you have the eyes of like, a trained artist or something. But you don't. I'm telling you, man. You're not a bad dude like the skeleton bro, or you'd be turning everyone into rats and plops!
[Finn takes up a deep gasping sigh]
Now, come on. Look at me. [he turns Finn around to him face to face]
Jake, you're so wise. [Jake's college bro form then suddenly shrinks down to a much older form with a cane]
What?! Deh— [groans] Well, at least you listened to me. And wise old Jakey got a plan!
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