Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

Finn

[deep, man's voice] Davey.

Jake

Oh, now have you lost your teacups, man?

Finn

No more Davey!

But you love being Davey.

Finn

I do love being Davey but being Davey caused Jake to be arrested!

But remember that time when Davey sat in the park and saw some people walkin' around?

Finn

Yeah, that was nice.

And remember that time when Davey swept the floors?

Finn

Hehehe... Yeah, that was great too. But...

Do you really wanna go back to bein' a famous hero? Why not just be Davey? Simple man with simple goals and simple problems... You can just blend in and live the simple life.

Finn

Yeah, blend in... Y'know, maybe I'll be Davey... just one more time. One more time...

Finn

[sees Lemongrabs in dungeon] There they are! Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here! We're gonna get you out, just hold tight!

Go away.

No food here.

Jake

Maybe the kidnapper's in here, too, coercing them.

Finn

Probably the grossest one of all, too—beet-red skin, barf, poopin' all its junk-sculpture.

Jake

Ugh, stop it! You're just makin' it worse! Let's just get this over with. [punches doors]

Finn

Lemongrabs, you are free!

They broke the door! The door is broken now!

FIX THE DOOOOOR!!!!

Jake

Fix the door? What? What? Fix the door? Fix what? What's goin' on here? "Fix the door?" Finn, what's goin' on?! "Fix the door?!"

It doesn't matter anymore.

There is no more candy to horde. Let them keep what crumbs they find. [the lemon creatures sniff and lick the floor] For there are no crumbs.

MMMMNNOOOOOO CUUURRUUUMMBS!!!

Finn

Didn't Lady tell you not to use the Sassage flare?

Jake

Yeah.

Finn

Well, don't abuse it man, cos you're gettin'...

Jake

I'm gettin' what?

Finn

Cos you're getting fat.

Finn

What was that?

Jake

He was saying "evil, evil, evil" over and over again.

Finn

Yeah, I-I heard.

Jake

Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was whispering.

Finn

Yeah. I heard.

Ugh, he's so annoying.

Jake

I was just trying to help!

Oh, not you, Jake, my dad. I always catch him whispering stuff into my ear while I'm not paying attention. He keeps saying I'm evil. [Finn stands up on the table]

Finn

Whoa! You best not be believing that whack bunk. I bet he's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're evil. But you're really not!

How can I know for sure?

Finn

..Dungeons.

What?

Finn

Let's have a good time in a dungeon or something. That always clears my head and reminds me of what's what.

And... that'll make me good?

Finn

No, that'll show you not to worry so much, 'cause you're already good... in here. [taps his chest looking for his heart]

Okay... yeah! Let's do it!

Finn

Dungeons!

Dungeons!

Finn

Okay, this guy's too big to intimidate, but I have a plan. First, you shoot some fire at that rope. The chandelier falls, distracts the monster. We run in—element of surprise.

Wow.

Finn

You ready?

Yeah. [Finn walks, stops]

Finn

Before we go in, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire?

Uh, what?

Finn

Like on a scale of one to a hundred, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire at a rope fifty feet away?

Uh...

Finn

Scale of one to a hundred.

[pause] 42.

Finn

[out loud] 42?!

Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.

Finn

No, that's cool. That's cool. Just try and hit that rope.

Finn

Huh...? Where am I?

This is the rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell!

Finn

So are you like the Great Bird Man?

That's what they call me nowadays. But when I first met you Finn, and you Jake, you knew me as [suddenly, his voice rises in pitch] Xergiok, the Goblin King!!

Whaaa—?!

Xergiok

When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams. I was cruel, selfish, brutal. But every thing changed after I was defeated by the two of you!

Jake

So, you got some sleek new shades and now everything's different?

Xergiok

Oh, no, my change has been deep. And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.

Finn

Whoa! What happened in there?

Xergiok

I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion... or time-traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can "see" with my heart and smell with my soul.

Jake

You smell with your beard?

Xergiok

I smell with my nose!

Jake

Lame.

Finn

Doi!!

Finn

Oh!

Oh, crease!

Xergiok

Psychic links! Cardamom, my friend, I'm coming! I'm com— [he goes tumbling down the hill] Mother of Gob!! Hold on, Cardy! [Finn and Jake hide in the shadows] Okay, here I am, buddy. Ol' Xergy's here. [lifts the stalactite off its legs; he feels the injured leg] Let's see now— aw, dang! [inhales] Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong! [the injured bird's leg is now a green humanlike leg]

Finn

[hushed] Whaaat?

Jake

Shush, Chile!

Xergiok

Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here!

Finn

Where'd you learn that heal spell?

Xergiok

I use no magic. I manipulated space with a vibrational chant. You see, now the injury has transferred to me! [he lifts his leg, which is now Cardamom's broken leg] Ooh, yeah! That hurts, baby! Whoooo!! Can't you see, Jake? I love these birds more than I love myself. What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos? Nothing much. Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship to y'all beasts and dirt.

Finn

Dirt?

Xergiok

Yeah, look! [picks up two handfuls of dirt] Hello, friends! Go for a ride!

Finn

Marceline, why'd you invite Ancient Chubs to play basketball?

Jake

Yeah!

Marceline

Hahh... [beat] Well, he's very dear to my heart. I love him.

Jake

..What you are talking about, Marceline?

Marceline

We've been around for a long time. We've had a long history together, it's.. it's a long story.

Finn

Lay it on us.

Jake

Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy!

Ice King

Yeah, lay down, Marceline! Go to sleep. Right, what're we talkin' about?

Ice King

Ahem! Anyone having any... [robotic voice] computer problems? [a laugh track plays out and stops in recorder he is holding]

Finn

How do we stop the computer worm, you pile of goo?!

Ice King

[cackling] My worm exists beyond your comprehension within the universal source code!

Finn

STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!!!

Ice King

Once the glitch does its work, the whole world will be deleted except for me and my Bubblygums. [he moves to smooch Bubblegum; she keeps him away with a tree branch which she throws at his face] Ow!! [stammers] Well, see y'all! I'm gonna prepare for my... date. [teleports away. A glitched donut person runs out screaming]

Aaah!! My beautiful face! My hopes and dreams ruined! [screams distortedly, runs away]

Finn

Don't worry, Princess, we'll take care of this thing.

Bubblegum

Oh, me too. [loads her candy tranquilizer gun] I'm gonna take care of it, too.

Finn

[beat] Okay!

Princess Bubblegum

STUPID...COMPUTER! (grunts) YOU... SASSAFRASSIN'...HAMMASLAMMIN'...WHAMMAJAMMIN' (delivers a battle cry as she bodyslams the destroyed computer.)

Jake

I mean, here you are chillin' with history's coolest friends building an actual pillow fort, but you just sit there sulkin'. I'm like, what gives?

Finn

[sigh] I guess I'm just thinking about Flame Princess. I told her a joke the other day, and she didn't even laugh or anything. Guess it's over between us.

Jake

That's it? A joke?

Maybe she just didn't get it yet.

Finn

Yeah right, Beemo. More like she used up all her laughs on some other guy's jokes, probably. Man, having a girlfriend is hard.

Jake

No! Being crazy is hard. You're getting all hung up, [stretches his arm around his face] all hung up on imaginary problems. [opens arm as a miniature Jake in his head] You gotta focus on what's real, man. [grabs a cup] You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup. [throws cup out the window] Now it's gone forever, so it's not real, and I don't care about it anymore.

[gasps] Oh no! My favorite window!

Finn

I don't even know what you guys are talking about. [picks up sword and cup] I think I just need some alone time. Gotta let my mind fester a bit, you know? [enters pillow fort] I'll be back in a little while.

Jake

Finn, festering's always bad, man! There's no good kind of festering!! FIIINN!!!

Finn

That was Flame Princess. She said she didn't get my joke until now—and that it's really funny and awesome.

Haha, I knew it!

Jake

Yeah, that's great, man. Now what about this dream?

Finn

What dream?

Jake

The dream you were just talking about?

Finn

Huh?

Jake

Just a second ago?

Finn

[shrugs]

Jake

The DREAM you just had in the pillow fort?

Finn

Pfffbb.

Um, hey... so, BMO, since we have a little time, there is something I've been wanting to say.

Hm?

I know I might never find my real home.

[gasps] No, Bubble! That's not true!

It is. I know it is. But it's... it's okay. Because I realized something. All this time we've been together, BMO, I haven't felt lost. I felt at home. [hear Jake yelling and crashing inside] And it's you, BMO, I feel at home with. [BMO gasps] So, I thought... I mean, if you feel the same way, I thought we could... get married. I-I mean... I'm not even sure what that means exactly, but—

I do! Oh, I do, I do!

Oh! Wohohoho... whoo!

Jake

Hey, a bubble! [pops Bubble] Pop! [BMO gasps in shock; Jake giggles]

Bubble? Bubble?! [wails, plucks up grass; Finn comes over] No! No, no, no! My Bubble! No!! [falls on the grass]

Finn

What's so funny?

Jake

Oh, it's just BMO. He's pretending to be all messed up 'cause his bubble got popped. [chuckles as BMO starts grieving on the grass]

Finn

Ohhh. [chuckles] That is pretty funny.

Oh, Bubble, I'm so sorry I brought you here! [sobbing]

[heard disembodiedly] "There, there, BMO. It's okay."

Bubble? Is that you? I hear you in my head, but I don't see you! [both Finn and Jake start snickering] Oh no, have I gone bananas?

"No, BMO, it's okay. You see, I'm finally free."

I don't understand, Bubble.

"No, not Bubble. Air. BMO, I'm Air! I've been trapped in that bubble for so long, I'd forgotten who I am. But now I'm finally home."

Yay! Oh, b-but wait! Now you don't need me... to feel... at home.

"No. See, that's what's so great. Now we can be together forever, BMO—every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Every room you ever go in, I'll already be there... waiting... forever and ever... until the end of time."

..YAAAYYY!!

Finn

Man, I wish I had my other sock. This callus is gonna junk up my good time at PB's potluck.

Jake

Don't worry man, we're gonna have a ton of fun. We'll eat some melon, I'll get some compliments on my pretty makeup...

Finn

You look like a target.

Jake

I look pretty!!

Finn

What'd ya think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kinda weird, and passive, and baby lambish, [Jake gasps] and too unheroic for Peebs. [Jake panics, points Finn to see Braco behind him] And then I smashed that peach!

[kneels down] Jake and Finn, I seek your aid. I need to ask you for that map, therewith I can bring the soul stone to Bubblegum, then she'll love me!

Finn

That road you're on leads to nowhere. [hands map to Braco]

Oh! Oh! [runs off in the distance] Thank you!