Ahem! Anyone having any... [robotic voice] computer problems? [a laugh track plays out and stops in recorder he is holding]
How do we stop the computer worm, you pile of goo?!
[cackling] My worm exists beyond your comprehension within the universal source code!
STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!!!
Once the glitch does its work, the whole world will be deleted except for me and my Bubblygums. [he moves to smooch Bubblegum; she keeps him away with a tree branch which she throws at his face] Ow!! [stammers] Well, see y'all! I'm gonna prepare for my... date. [teleports away. A glitched donut person runs out screaming]
Aaah!! My beautiful face! My hopes and dreams ruined! [screams distortedly, runs away]
Don't worry, Princess, we'll take care of this thing.
Oh, me too. [loads her candy tranquilizer gun] I'm gonna take care of it, too.
[beat] Okay!
(At Ice King's castle, Bubblegum, consumed by anger, begins smashing his computer with a bat.)
STUPID...COMPUTER! (grunts) YOU... SASSAFRASSIN'...HAMMASLAMMIN'...WHAMMAJAMMIN' (delivers a battle cry as she bodyslams the destroyed computer.)
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