[the mysterious man starts pouring water into Finn's mouth; he wakes up and coughs]
Huh...? Where am I?
This is the rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell!
So are you like the Great Bird Man?
That's what they call me nowadays. But when I first met you Finn, and you Jake, you knew me as [suddenly, his voice rises in pitch] Xergiok, the Goblin King!!
Whaaa—?!
When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams. I was cruel, selfish, brutal. But every thing changed after I was defeated by the two of you!
So, you got some sleek new shades and now everything's different?
Oh, no, my change has been deep. And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.
[he lifts his shades and puts them back repeatedly, revealing black, empty eye sockets]
Whoa! What happened in there?
I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion... or time-traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can "see" with my heart and smell with my soul.
You smell with your beard?
I smell with my nose!
Lame.
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