KerryHe thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham.(Bridget has a confused look on her face) Great Expectations...? (Bridget's still confused) Charles Dickens...? (Bridget's still confused) A book...?
Played by Amy Davidson
8 Simple Rules · 147 quotes
4th most-quoted character in 8 Simple Rules: in 43 of its 147 quotes
Most scenes with: Bridget (24), Paul (11), Cate (11)
Lines by Kerry 6
KerryKerryYes, she is!
Kerry(trying to get people to adopt a dog) Make it a real Christmas. Take home a homeless animal...(scoffs at the person walking away) Idiot.
KerryRory's going on a date, Bridget's smarter. (slaps herself) Wake up, wake up, wake up.
KerryDon't mess with the middle child!
Paul (to Kerry): You could have knocked.
KerryIt was 7:00 in the morning! I thought you couldn't do anything until you had your first cup of coffee!
Scenes with Kerry 37
[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]
Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
KerryMust be casual sex day at school.
Hey, at least I get...
[Paul turns to Bridget]
...look good.
Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
It's a thong.
It's floss.
I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Well, we're the thong generation.
Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.
BKBridget and Kerry
(both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!
Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.
Kerry(when Bridget tells them her new beu Travis is a Basketball player): He's a baller.
TTravis
Holla.
KerryHolla back, brotha.
TTravis
Uh-huh.
She's in bed with him, and you do nothing?
KerryWe're on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.
KerryI can't believe you're encouraging your daughter to join the airhead squad. Aim high!
They're not all airheads, Kerry.
KerryNo, some of them are potheads.
Paul (to Bridget and Kerry): You're both grounded, go to your room.
What! You've officially destroyed my life and you're like a life destroyer! I hate you!
KerryI hate you too. You're the meanest father ever. You're meaner then Angela's father.
Angela's father did time!
KerryExactly!
KerryWhy don't you just lock me in my room?
Because your mother won't let me.
One more smart remark like that and there will be a consequence.
KerryMy life is a consequence.
You know honey, that would have more impact if you didn't say it every day.
You be nice to your dad today, he's got a lot going on at work.
KerryDad's the problem. He won't even let our boyfriends come over for Thanksgiving dinner!
Yeah, and like Dad's always telling us to feed the homeless. We don't even know them!
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