Paul quotes from 8 Simple Rules

Paul

I do care, Kerry and I'll care even more when the game is over!

Paul

Mom also said I was ready for fatherhood.

Paul

Off you go.

Paul

What's it called when you're damned it you do, damned if you don't? Fatherhood.

Paul

Bridget, wipe your feet and take off the boy.

Paul

Is my little girl a cheerleader?

Paul

A father only has a few chances to put the fear of God into their daughter's boyfriend. This is one of them.

Paul

This seems awfully familair.

Paul

(after overhearing Bridget and Kyle talking about what he thinks is them having sex) Aha! Get away from- (sees they were talking about cinnamon buns) those cinnamon buns. They're fattening.

Paul

This place looks familiar

Paul

(talking to a bartender) Living in a temple dedicated to my brother in law. With my two teenager daughters who hang out at a bar and my wife who I believe was the original girl gone wild.

Paul

I just got off the phone with Carter Tibbits, NASCAR legend. I'm writing his book, so no big deal. (Kyle and Rory ignore him and continue playing video games) Riveted. I see. Ummm, we're having a disagreement. Now tell me, does this paragraph "suck" to you? "My diaper was a checkered flag. My bottle, a can of 50 weight oil and..." Oh, it does suck!

Paul

So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?

Rory

Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.

Paul

(hears car horn) Me too.

Paul

Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?

Kerry

Must be casual sex day at school.

Bridget

Hey, at least I get...

Bridget

...look good.

Paul

Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.

Bridget

It's a thong.

Paul

It's floss.

Bridget

I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?

Paul

Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.

Bridget

Well, we're the thong generation.

Paul

Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.

(both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!

Paul

Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.