Bridget quotes from 8 Simple Rules

Bridget

No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.

Bridget

I hate that Jenna. She's evil! Yesterday, she was like, "I love your vintage jacket. It's so you." So today, I see her and she was wearing the same jacket. Like she's stealing my soul or something! God, she is so petty.

Bridget

I'm going to prove to you I can have a long distance monogamous relationship with my virgin boyfriend just to spite you.

Bridget

I need more boyfriends.

Bridget

Yeah, isn't it great! I mean, you have your boob dresses and your good leg dresses and butt dresses, but it's hardly ever you get a good boob-leg-butt dress, you know what I mean?

Bridget

Mom's pregnant? I'm too young to be a grandsister!

Bridget

The last thing I told him was "I hate you!"

Paul

Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?

Kerry

Must be casual sex day at school.

Bridget

Hey, at least I get...

Bridget

...look good.

Paul

Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.

Bridget

It's a thong.

Paul

It's floss.

Bridget

I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?

Paul

Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.

Bridget

Well, we're the thong generation.

Paul

Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.

(both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!

Paul

Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.

Paul

Does everyone have a cell phone? How much am I paying for these?

Bridget

Dad, you get the phones for free.

Bridget

She's in bed with him, and you do nothing?

Kerry

We're on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.

Bridget

Dad, do we really have to spend the night in that stupid treehouse again? We do it every single year.

Cate

Every single year.

Paul

Come on. It's our last Halloween tradition. Don't grumble, Bridget. You and Kerry won't trick or treat with me anymore, so now it's just Man With Ax In Head and Little Man With Ax In Head.

Bridget

What! You've officially destroyed my life and you're like a life destroyer! I hate you!

Kerry

I hate you too. You're the meanest father ever. You're meaner then Angela's father.

Paul

Angela's father did time!

Kerry

Exactly!

Cate

You be nice to your dad today, he's got a lot going on at work.

Kerry

Dad's the problem. He won't even let our boyfriends come over for Thanksgiving dinner!

Bridget

Yeah, and like Dad's always telling us to feed the homeless. We don't even know them!

Bridget

(To Paul) Kyle can't even hold my hand without you thinking he's some kind of sex maniac.

Kerry

And God forbid Jason put his arm around me. It's like he's already got me pregnant and dropping out of school!

Bridget

And that'll never happen!

Kerry

Thank you!

Bridget

Kerry's so smart, she could graduate high school even if she had two babies!