Kerry(when Bridget tells them her new beu Travis is a Basketball player): He's a baller.
TTravis
Holla.
Holla back, brotha.
TTravis
Uh-huh.
Kerry(makes fun of Bridget shaking her head from side to side) Like, oh my God! I'm Bridget. I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk.
Come on Cate, dance with me.
Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Fine, I'll dance by myself.
What's it called when you're damned it you do, damned if you don't? Fatherhood.
Bridget, wipe your feet and take off the boy.
Can I sit in the cart?
No!
He thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham.(Bridget has a confused look on her face) Great Expectations...? (Bridget's still confused) Charles Dickens...? (Bridget's still confused) A book...?
She's in bed with him, and you do nothing?
We're on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.
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