A character in 8 Simple Rules
Played by Amy Davidson
8 Simple Rules · 147 quotes
4th most-quoted character in 8 Simple Rules: in 43 of its 147 quotes
Most scenes with: Bridget (24), Paul (11), Cate (11)
(To Paul) Kyle can't even hold my hand without you thinking he's some kind of sex maniac.
KerryAnd God forbid Jason put his arm around me. It's like he's already got me pregnant and dropping out of school!
And that'll never happen!
KerryThank you!
Kerry's so smart, she could graduate high school even if she had two babies!
Oh God I am a..a...
KerrySay it.
Psycho dad.
KerryCool! Say it again.
Rory (about his date): I don't want to tell Dad cause he'll go "Awwwwwww"
Awwwwwwwwwww.
Kerry(to Rory) How do you know Sabrina even likes you?
Well, Patches stole a note from Megan, who got it from Lacey, who was passing it to Katie, and it said Sabrina called me "hottie with a body," which is a good thing, so it's pretty much a lock.
KerryOh my God. You've turned into Bridget.
What-ever!
Paul (to Kerry): You are kind of special!
KerryAwww, Dad, that means so much...
Not right now, I need to go talk to your sister.
Christina (to Kerry): So do you want to listen to music or watch tv or something?
KerryNo.
You're no fun.
KerrySorry.
No, I like it.
You are dead!
It's not what it looks like!
It's just when Ben looks at me, it's like I'm the only one in the room.
KerryIt's a private lesson in our garage. You are the only one in the room.
Kerry (to Bridget): Mom and Dad would kill you if they knew you were carrying on a long-distance relationship behind their back.
And you're not gonna tell them, right? Because you swore and made a secrecy vow and you kissed my old boyfriend, Kyle.
KerryHow long are you gonna hold that over my head?
How long does it take for a broken heart to heal?
Wow! A book!
KerryYeah, because something more interesting than watching a car drive in a circle is reading about it.
I'm looking forward to haveing a lovely dinner with my children.
Girls, where's your brother?
KerryDon't know.
Don't care.
KerryMaybe he's lost.
Maybe a bear got him.
Bridget (to Cate): You look rested.
Is that supposed to be sarcastic?
KerryOh Mom, I'm sorry. Bridget just doesn't understand that you've got more important things to do. If anyone should understand sleeping until noon, it's her.
It's like a girls' mafia.
There's no such thing as a girls' mafia. Just a highly structured secret society with a set of rules and severe consequences.
KerryThere's a secret society?
No.
The hospital is doing something to fight child hunger. It's called the Great American Bake Sale.
KerryGreat idea. Then we can create world peace with a kissing booth.
This is ridiculous. How am I suppsed to raise a bag of flour?
KerryAdd yeast.
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