(to Bridget) Where's your mother?
(thinking Paul's talking to him) At home.
No, I mean her mother.
My grandmother?
(slowly) No, Bridget's mother.
(slowly) How should I know?
One more smart remark like that and there will be a consequence.
My life is a consequence.
You know honey, that would have more impact if you didn't say it every day.
You know I think this family should go to visit Grandma and Grandpa in Sarasota. We'd hang out in the sun. It will be relaxing. We'll go swimming and I don't have to cook.
Cate, your parents don't like me.
I know that, honey and I weighed that, but I still have to go with don't have to cook.
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