RoryBridget sneaks in late and you punish her by buying her stuff? Who's a guy got to kill to get a monkey around here?
Played by Martin Spanjers
8 Simple Rules · 147 quotes
5th most-quoted character in 8 Simple Rules: in 25 of its 147 quotes
Most scenes with: Cate (10), Paul (9), Bridget (7)
Lines by Rory 4
RoryRoryYou crossed the line.
Cate (to Rory): You know a lot of times people take orange balls similar to this one outside and throw them at basketball hoops.
RoryOkay, but bring it back.
S2 What Dad Would Want
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Cate (to Rory): Honey, your job is to be a 14-year-old boy and a pain in the butt.
RoryI can do that!
Scenes with Rory 21
So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
RoryHmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
(hears car horn) Me too.
RoryCan I sit in the cart?
No!
What's new with my little family?
RoryWell, no one loves your daughters.
RoryThis isn't the home of the Big Boy.
You know, in a way it is.
(to Rory) How do you know Sabrina even likes you?
RoryWell, Patches stole a note from Megan, who got it from Lacey, who was passing it to Katie, and it said Sabrina called me "hottie with a body," which is a good thing, so it's pretty much a lock.
Oh my God. You've turned into Bridget.
BRBridget and Rory
What-ever!
Hey!
Rory!
RoryOh hey.
Where's Bridget?
RoryI can't tell.
Rory, we don't keep secrets in this family.
RoryOk. Mom's got yearbooks. Oh, you mean Bridget. She went out with Ben. I'm her decoy.
(Paul leaves then comes back)
I knew you had yearbooks.
You can stop building that monkey bed right now.
RoryAww, man!
Rory[when Bridget breaks her nose, comes down for breakfast] I am not an animal.
Shut up!
Rory, are you about done?
RoryJust about. I am a human... being.
[ A newswoman is reporting at a local bar in Sarasota where The Hennesseys are vacationing. All of a sudden, they see footage of a college student whipping her bikini around.]
Hey, do you see that girl?
RoryOh yeah! Talk about News Flash !
Rory! [still looking at the News Footage], She can't even be out of high school. She's about the same age as, as a matter of fact, she looks a little like, alot like...
BCBoth Cate and Paul
BRIDGET!
RoryUGHHHHHH!!!
How was hanging out with Jake?
RoryGreat. Being old is cool. You get to yell at people, park anywhere, take your teeth out. I can't wait.
Rory, you want to come to the hospital with me?
Or to the newspaper with me? Big presses, jelly donuts...
RoryDon't make me choose between…
Student nurses, bloody guys.
RoryHospital!
RoryIt's just nice not to be the youngest for a change.
Welcome to middle childhood. It's a real picnic.
RoryYou're right. I'm feeling neurotic and ignored already. I think I'm gonna go cry for no apparent reason!
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