(trying to get people to adopt a dog) Make it a real Christmas. Take home a homeless animal...(scoffs at the person walking away) Idiot.
This isn't the home of the Big Boy.
You know, in a way it is.
(While at the mall)
Would you keep up?
I don't want anyone thinking we're together!
Oh, God forbid they'll think we're a family. Come on! Kerry's not gonna be with us on Christmas Eve, fine, we'll go be with her.
Okay fine, I'll keep it three steps behind you, only because it's Christmas!
We're going to hear your mother sing a solo.
Oh.
Oh what, honey?
Well I just realized I'm going to be singing in front of you guys and what if I screw up? I don't want to screw up in front of you.
Oh, babe, you won't even notice us. There are going to be a couple hundred people in the church.
Oh.
Don't look at it like you're singing for a church full of people. You're singing for God.
Oh. You guys can't come.
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